The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
every time you pray for me, the panopticon of heaven focuses on me and i start burning on the spot and my eternal sentence in hell for being transgender increases twofold. instead of praying, consider sending me 20 dollars, as this will keep both god and hell at bay.
trivia time! Q: how many nfl teams are named after animals? A: 4 (eagles, bears, jets, marlins, suns)
human body needs to lie down for like 6 to 8 hours out of every 24, and also there's no position you can be in for even 1 hour that's good for all of the joints and parts. if we were Designed, it was in sort of a mcmansion-with-carpet-around-tub way
Overheard at PAX, at a retro game store booth: "Which Xbox is that?" "The first Xbox" "Oh, the Xbox 1" "No, the original Xbox" "That's what I said, isn't it?"