Fatass Fox 🦊

@foxfatass.bsky.social

19 Diane Foxington is my wife Fatfur No minors 🔞

the date was going well until you asked if you could give her a belly rub, and why would you want to do that? does she have a huge, fat belly or something? are you some kind of fat fetishist? is that the only reason why you asked her out? do you honestly think--

fat poss date checklist: 1. make sure the restaurant has lots of cheap beer 2. tell lame jokes 3. order her 10 entrees 4. do not mention how much slimmer her dating profile pic is 5. order her 10 more entrees 6. ignore her undoing her pants with her fat tail

"Alice, I'm thinking you must be some kind of mind reader! How else could you have known I was craving your good friend Darla, fattened to obscene proportions and hoisted to my maw like nothing more than a massive, sssucculent ham? "Now get up that ladder and shove my dinner down my throat."