hi i got collared and put on a leash today ama

well so since lesbians apparently have to come out because stupid celebs use us for clout. hi, i'm a lesbian. i am completely incapable of feeling romantic or sexual attraction towards cis men. it's fucked up that we have to do this btw. anyway fuck king princess. bitch you got 0 game for areason

on the bright side, at least caitvi fans won't have to pretend that king princess makes good music anymore

can you all tell i'm off my meds

i think i got the wrong fire emblem three houses novel

is it clear enough what this part of the playlist is supposed to represent or

did you know Lego Star Wars 2 turns 20 years old this month? that makes it the most important event to have happened on september 11th

i get it i finally get it i never thought booktok tropes were cringe the issue is that men being involved made them cringe yes i will indulge in my lesbian half werewolf half vampire ceo fantasies

i think it's actually impossible for me to write up a physical fight without making it look homoerotic as hell

you know this writing shit starts to get serious when you draft a whole playlist for it

i'm afraid to say this has evolved into shared trauma caused by parental issues sterning from their fathers i am not beating the yuri dimilix allegations

Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl@hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 2mo ago

oh my fucking god. i'm writing yuri dimilix

i'm writing a repressed homosexual who hides it by being openly homophobic and a complete bitch, who ends up in a same sex relationship with someone she hates and is very sociopathic, is riddled with familial trauma, comes from a rich family and by the end they keep being assholes to each other...

i'm actually still not over this image like look at jecka's gay little pose like calm down girl nobody's gonna take nicole away from you (the game fucking sucks btw don't buy it)

was "hazel becomes a juggalo" in anyone's bingo this year?

i know her strap is big

did you ever have a case of "the original media is so bad but you like the characters so you just claim them as your ocs and run" anyway lemme talk to you about my ocs nicole and jecka

if you never played devil may cry before, let me explain the netflix's show in fire emblem three houses terms the series features dimitri being a muscle head chad and and edelgard as an extremely feminine girl that hates fighting. also the series takes place in america and rhea is trump

my mom is in remission, after almost half a year of treatment. so at least the worst of it is over. for now the plan is to try and get a stem cell transplant so we can put an end to that issue.

i genuinely don't know any words that can properly describe how awful i think this fight is, and it's purely because of how stupidly finicky the meteor snapshotting is

it took a single keynote for a bunch of the ffxiv streamers that burnt every bridge to desperately start trying to backpedal to get into the media tour

a group of young women are standing next to each other and laughing .

ALT: a group of young women are standing next to each other and laughing .

media.tenor.com

have i mentioned yet that i hate kingdom hearts re:chain of memories because i hate kingdom hearts re:chain of memories

if you think the avatar movie getting leaked is the worst thing that could have happened to it, don't worry! this year, aang gets to come back to death battle just to get his face caved in by a gacha game protagonist that even his own fandom hates

they indeed did the very stupid thing with my favorite fire emblem character anyways this is officially a heathers account now

Hazel ⚫🦅Edelgard's Babygirl@hazelwonderland.bsky.social · 6mo ago

with the very real possibility of IS doing something extremely stupid with my favorite fire emblem character in a couple of hours that nobody outside of the most misogynistic shippers in the entire community want i am pre-emptively becoming a heather duke stan account

with the very real possibility of IS doing something extremely stupid with my favorite fire emblem character in a couple of hours that nobody outside of the most misogynistic shippers in the entire community want i am pre-emptively becoming a heather duke stan account

"why do you have shannen doherty as heather duke as your pfp hazel?" good question

contrary to popular belief, I do not want for the potental of a nintendo cimenatic universe to lead to a fire emblem movie. this is because fire emblem fans deserve nothing.

it is absolutely not lost on me how this entire smear campaign towards chappell roan just happened to start around the same time she left her label once the head was revealed to be on the epstein files

i feel like i got telepathically strapped by chappell roan just by watching a recording of one of her shows

mfw Fortune's Weave ends with you having to write an essay about how much you love Seiros, after the credits you get a video of Toshiyuki Kusakihara saying "Dedicated to the love of my life: Israel" and a caption saying "This story was based in the life of Charlie Kirk"

watching the feh playerbase continuously shoot itself in the foot will never stop being funny