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Machine Pun Kelly
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America's Number One Punned-It. Lifelong Dem. Left my account on Twitter for Bluer Skies. I follow back, but sometimes it takes time. YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@KellyScaletta Check out my Whiteboard videos and the Pun Show!
Today's lunch! Oven-roasted chicken breast and Swiss panini made from fresh-milled flour, with a side of fresh-cut parm fries.
What if I told you that the White House Ballroom shouldn't be a top priority of the President right now?
Our current prison system isn't working. So why do we spend so much money on it?
David Palumbo-Liu@palumboliu.bsky.social · 4w ago“The people who have the most expertise about the prison system are those who are living in it” Scholar and author Elizabeth Hinton on what we can learn from incarcerated people next.haymarketbooks.org/books/2764-h...
“The people who have the most expertise about the prison system are those who are living in it” Scholar and author Elizabeth Hinton on what we can learn from incarcerated people next.haymarketbooks.org/books/2764-h...
With the Iran war always in the news, I think the negative impact of mass deportations on the economy is getting overlooked. But the numbers are real. Look at the actual numbers, and tell me they aren't hurting.
Anybody accepting money from Musk needs to be shamed into oblivion.
This is 30% Hard red, 30% Hard White, and 40% rye. It tastes so earthy and hearty. Milling your own flour changes bread forever.
Join me for a new episode of the Pun Show! We'll discuss Hegseth's Navy, Karoline Leavitt, and more! youtube.com/live/AJLT-dZ...
The Pun Show: In Hegseth's Navy?
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EVERYTHING this man does is to divert the focus from the EPSTEIN Files. E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
kjcon.bsky.social@kjcon.bsky.social · last mo.
Would you be pissed if you were on the Decoy Plane?
Today on the Pun Show, I ponder whether Donald Trump is a real and actual sociopath. Plus I talk about the whole Royce White and Enes Kanter WNBA thing. youtube.com/live/w6NSIQV...
The Pun Show: Is Donald Trump a Soiopath?
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The Trump admin admitted in court that they canceled nearly $8 billion in grants for clean energy projects “based solely on the political identity of the grant recipient’s state”. apnews.com/article/trum...
I thought I might have the Taco Bell lettuce diarrhea, but it was just cyclopsmatic.
Pun Show starting now! It's OK to be evil if you're a Republican. youtube.com/live/NvWoM_s...
The Pun Show: It's OK to be evil if you're Republican
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My wife said good night, and I said Sir Gallahad, and now she's mad at me.
@abc7.bsky.social @news.abc.net.au @cnn.com @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy @newsmax.com @bloomberg.com @cbsnews.com @60minutes.bsky.social @cnbc.com @nbcnews.com @newsweek.com @nytimes.com @nypost.com @washingtonpost.com Y'all still report the news? Maybe ask Pete Kegsbreath what happened...
Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social · last mo.A civilian medical plane went down after an experimental US military GPS jamming test reportedly disrupted its radar. Every person aboard lost their life. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
Max Miller should serve in Prison, not in Congress.
The guy who pardons money launderers also launders money? I haven't been this shocked since that big ball of fire appeared in the sky this morning.
Join the Pun Show as I talk about how much Todd Blanche sucks! youtube.com/live/6RCvkBz...
The Pun Show: Todd Blanche Sucks
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The only person in Texas who likes Ken Paxton is Ted Cruz, and Ted Cruz only likes Paxton becuase Paxton is the only reason Ted Cruz isn't the most despised man in Texas.
A brief, recent history, according to MAGA (Satire). youtu.be/43aUxhLGBMY
A Recent History of America According to MAGA #satire
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