Richard Porter

@sniffpetrol.com

Astronaut, stunt man, liar. Also one half of Smith and Sniff.

There now follow some promotional messages for upcoming times when I will be at the front of a room on a stage. Don't worry, I'm not doing a one-man version of Pirates of Penzance. That's for next year. Here we go...

It's not all Jag news this week. The Renault E-Space concept is interesting. Right down to the reverse rake headlights, just like the original. But the first Espace had those for a reason...

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Meant to say earlier, the Jag reinvention doesn't start and end with the Type 01 or hinge entirely on that car's success. They've openly said it won't be biggest selling model because there are others on the way...

Happy New Jaguar Opinions Day! Personally, I think it looks terrific but who cares what I think? What's more interesting is how this car ended up like this and how long it's been in the making.

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Still trying to work out what to get as our next family car. Saw a Volvo EX60 ad the other night. What about one of those? my wife said. Nah, their software is terrible I replied. But then I read the reviews and apparently in this one it doesn't make you howl with despair...

Smashing time at the Grand Tour premiere last night. Hadn't seen the first episode before and let me tell you, it's absolutely fantastic. The new boys done good. Forgot to take any photos so here's a selfie taken by a former colleague who happened to be there.

The old Grand Tour presenters posing for a selfie with the new Grand Tour presenters.

While driving down California, Jonny and I were talking about the kind of song that would feature on the Dawson's Creek soundtrack. So naturally I spent some of the plane journey home making an acid house track out of Damn, I Wish I Was Your Lover. No, I don't know why either.

One of my highlights from Monterey Car Week; shouting West Country things from the balcony at a fancy event in order to attract the attention of Bristol’s Chris Harris.