Max Riffner

@maxriffner.com

Cartoonist & Digital Artist | Web Design & Dev Dir. @ Hurrdat | Read my comic THE SHAPE OF MY SON | iPad Pro & Procreate | Join us: https://Patreon.com/MaxRiffner https://maxriffner.com/links/

On my (checks logs) 8th playthrough of Elden Ring and I think I need to start a new game. First time as a spellsword, so it’s challenging at least. But I’m in the endgame of the DLC again and I’m at the Fire Giant in the regular game.

Kelly Clarkson arguing online that she should be allowed to buy a multimillion dollar toy from a shop owned by children’s book creator, who is arguing that the toy isn’t for sale, with both doubling down to the point that we are forced to know about this is kind of a perfect encapsulation of 2026.

Having a shit day dealing with social media and comics. It’s been a bleak week. But I did get a comment from an editor asking to see more of the new comic.

Been working a lot into the night. So I need to chill a bit but can’t afford to watch a movie. So I’ve been watching spooky TV. I watched MIDNIGHT MASS finally. Now I’m watching CARRIE. Might switch over to BELOW.

Last week of regular season baseball makes me long for the beginning of the season, but also looking forward to never seeing a Kalshi/Polymarket/Shaq commercial for the rest of 2026.

It’s been 5 weeks since I did *something* to my foot. I can’t drive. I’m just stuck at home and it feels like the pandemic all over again. Finally getting an MRI on Friday.

Other things that made me yell “oh shit” today: a red tail hawk just biffed into my storm door two feet away from me, quickly recovered, and chased the bird who was chasing him like it was Top Gun: Maverick and he planned that maneuver even though it was below the hard deck.

I have watched countless hours of monster truck content now with a toddler, and I will never not enjoy the one adult in every video who absolutely loses his mind with a conniption of swearing in front of 100 families. “OH SHIT! FUCK YEAHHH WOOOOOOO!”