Adolf Hitler was portrayed in movies by Anthony Hopkins, Bruno Ganz, Robert Carlyle, Alec Guinness and Charlie Chaplin, among others. Who do you think will portray Donald Trump in movies? Serious and ridiculous answers are welcomed.

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Trump needs to rebuild the east wing of the White House just as it was before, and he needs to pay for it out of his own pocket.

Barack Obama needs to win an Emmy for his performance on HBO’s “Life, Larry and the Pursuit of Unhappiness,” if, for no other reason than it will piss off Trump.

Local man suggests jailing own boss.

Contrary to what you will hear from the idiot in the White House, America does *not* have a communist problem. It has a fascist problem. And it starts with him.

The Dems were brilliant for making up the word “affordability.” And reviving the old-fashioned word, “groceries”? A stroke of genius.

If I were forced to say one good thing about Trump, I’d say he made it clear that racism is still a huge problem in America. Because of this, it should be clear that DEI, affirmative action and other initiatives designed to even the playing field for marginalized groups are still needed.

I miss Presidents who weren’t corrupt, racist, thin-skinned, anti-democracy, anti-Constitution, anti-American, petty, bullying bungholes who could accept responsibility and form words with more than two syllables.

I certainly hope that the U.S. taxpayers won’t be on the hook to pay for the repair of this botched job.

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🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ is moving to dismiss the indictment against David Hearn in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool case and is admitting the damage was the result of a flawed, botched installation job, not vandalism.

Claiming the January 6 defendants were ‘treated worse than any group in American history’ requires erasing slavery, the genocide and forced removal of Native peoples, Jim Crow, lynching, Japanese internment, and a great deal more. That’s not history—it’s propaganda.

I just had a random thought. Remember Trump’s healthcare plan? The one that was going to be ready in two weeks for the past ten years. We’re still waiting.

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The Presidential Neck Vag is going to be his biggest seller yet.

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Anti-immigration sentiment is on the rise throughout the world, perpetrated by the radical far-right. Why can’t we all agree that we are all fellow passengers on this spaceship called Earth, let people live where they want to live and call it a day?

Progressive Democrats may seem like they are the elite, but their policies will make life more affordable for the average working person than the radical right authoritarian oligarchy. Vote accordingly.

America is under attack by their very own president and his extremist administration. They are attacking our rights, economy, health, freedom of the press, women, people of color, the LGBTQ+ community, etc. And they are abusing their position to commit massive fraud. Impeach. Remove. Convict.

Wednesday Addams (Jenna Ortega) Says Enough!

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It needs to be mandatory that every AI program must have built-in security protocols or be banned, and just because I got that idea from a comedy film called, “Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die” doesn’t make that any less important.

Ronco Records presents the comedic stylings of Donald Trump on ”Dumb Has a ‘B’ in it,” including such hits as: You Have To Look at the Oranges Groceries is an Old Fashioned Word Dating my Daughter Affordability is a Democratic Hoax I Fight for People of Color (And that Color is White)

Question authority!

About this Tate brother arrest, I guess the UK takes sex trafficking more seriously than the U.S.

Now I lay me down to sleep I play the Lord my soul to take And if Trump dies before I wake Y’all invited to a big clam bake 🥳🦞🎉🍤🎈🌽

If Trump was Hindu he’d still be obsessing over the 2020 election ten lives from now.

Just the fact that there is a need to ask the question is concerning.

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Blanche just admitted under oath that Trump is not eligible to run for a third term in 2028.

I didn’t know that you could literally die of shame.

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President Dementia’s war on Iran will blow back on America. We can expect to see a rise in terrorist attacks in the coming years. Just my opinion.

Kevin McCarthy is doing comedy now. He’ll be appearing at Chuckles in Bridgewater, New Jersey this Friday night.

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · last mo.

Kevin McCarthy on Platner Allegations: That one thing I know about Republicans is when we had a very bad candidate, we didn't vote for that person. We walked away.

If you raped someone and you’re running for a Democratic seat, the Democratic Party wants you to drop out. If you raped someone and you’re running for a Republican seat, the Republican Party hands you your own Supreme Court.

He thinks people won’t realize he’s a fascist if he refers to social democrats as communists.

Numbers. There are numbers. Numbers like nobody’s seen before. Biden didn’t have these numbers. I got it done. Speaking of me, I thought of the electric plants. Electric boogaloo. Pat-a-cake. Heard of cake? I like cake.

The free face painting at Trump’s Great American State Fair was strictly black face.

New Jersey surrendered.