I’m out of Klondike Bars and none of you have worked to address this. My disappointment in you all know few bounds.

You’ll be happy to know that my Windows Defender did not find any threats on my work laptop.

When does Neagley show up this season? We’re already 6 episodes in.

It’s Apple Cider Donut Season. Who’s gonna bring me a dozen?

What’s for breakfast?

THUNDER!

Am I about to be disappointed by these?

Looks like we’re listening to some Red City Radio this morning.

Are we doing the Green Day meme already or do I have to wait til later in the month?

Just watched the new Lanterns episode. When are we talking about it in book club?

Wheeeeee!

Will it ever get old when I say I ‘own a baseball team’?

Nothing can withstand the might of Devastator.

my burps taste like Caramel Corn Chex

Fuck it, cereal for dinner.

Insides still being grumpy and fighting. Might end up taking a chair nap soon.

They switched the distance left from Miles to Kilometers on the tv broadcast.

They’re riding the wrong way on Kelly drive. Damned cyclists, thinking they own the road.

Did anyone find me a PCP so I can get an annual wellness check for the first time in 3 years?

Can’t watch the bike race cuz ABC doesn’t come in at my house.

Why is my mom texting her children at 345 in the am to remind us where all the logins and passwords for their accounts are?

If I eat these two bite brownies in one bite am I allowed to eat twice as many or half as many?

Free baseball in DC.

My insides are fighting. Please tell them to stop.

MLB salary cap/floor ads on my streaming services just remind me how much MLB owners hate baseball.

Box of cheezits and some string cheese for a healthy lunch then I’m gonna take a chair nap.

I want to do nothing more than fuck all today but I have obligations. Being an adult sucks sometimes.

Now that the Springfield Cardinals are rebranding, we’re gonna be down to 8 clubs with their parent club’s name. I’m sure @baseballbydesign.bsky.social is excited.

Just woke up from a weird dream where my grandmother was insisting that you need to put shredded cheese on the clothes washer for it to work right And then I woke up with a leg cramp. So I’m sure there’s a bunch to unpack there.

They look so good together. Now I just have to overpay for Starscream.