Reading yet another werewolf book and xracked up laughing at this line because it reminded me of the meme 😂😂
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Dancin dingo dork ✈🐕 Aerospace by day 😎 Dancing animal by night 🕺. Amateur VA (35) 🏳️🌈 Furry since 2001 ⬛🟡🟥⸸🔱KRAKEN 🏍️ YZF-R6 2005/2018 Aprilia Tuono1000 https://paa.ge/phor_dingo/en #NSFW 🔞♿
RIP DollyParton thank you DollyParton Looking up at the sky, I think of you. love you.
What's one I haven't mentioned before 🤔 Oh! This one time while ditching class me and a group was went to the store bought a case of sodas in glass bottles. My buddy drank one and pissed in the bottle to refill it and it looked the same color. When we got back to the school he shared the
What was "The Incident" at your High School?
Wait I just realized that, for the time being, if I get into a fight they got a felony charge 😂
Since I apparently have a unique laugh (that i had no idea that i did until a couple years ago), what if I made... Yeen 🤔🤔🤔 (is still working on the Boar design 😭)
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I really hope furries don't believe that the bullshit within the fandom is unique to the furry community. In the biker scene, there's a guy getting called out and cancelled for flirting with a 17 year old. He is freshly 19 🫥
Seem's like i'm not the only one who got a notification dump with nothing there. Got the 'ol 30+ on my notis and went "aww shit what did i do now?!"
Oh I am dum dum. I can totally change the oil in the truck with very minimal time under it. I already have the tools and filter just need the oil 😅
I see this cat all the time. Stray of course and I try to leave water out when I can but it evaporates in minutes 🫤 It's 100 out right now
Picked up another werewolf book (Cursed: Ride or Die) and within the first chapter there's a line that goes "parlez vous suck this dick?" so I think I'm gonna like this one too 😗
I'm on some kinda roll tonight of cracking myself up 😂
I'm either gonna get another strike on tiktok or this is gonna make a lot of my friends laugh. There is no in-between, I fear
Wow so I'm hearing something happened to Wattpad so they're migrating to AO3? Sounds like people are reporting fics n' shit because they have no idea how to blacklist stuff. If that's the case this is about the 3rd time in my life I've heard of something like that
"matcha tastes like photosynthesis" Delicious photosynthesis! *sip* |3
I don't know about yall but I get flattered whenever my work is so good it gets accused of being AI 🥰
I just unlocked a memory When I was in high school my teacher asked me to help out a student that I really didnt like. So I started walking over to him I was about 10 ft away when I spat directly into his textbook and when I got to him I used that spit to turn the page instead of licking my finger 😂
Ordering takeout this time of year is great because even if the delivery takes a while and cools down in the car, if I let it sit outside for ten minutes and it's back to nuclear temperatures 😂
God bad parking is such a pet peeve of mine 😒 to me, it's like saying "I suck at driving, I don't care that I suck at driving, and I don't care if it inconveniences everyone else". Like in an empty parking lot? whatever. Big ass vehicle? at least make the fucking attempt so stay even. Just UGH!
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I am so particular about what songs i keep in my library (95% of mainstream music just isn't my jam) that I primarily use soundcloud for underground stuff. Because of this, I am absolutely awful at memorizing artist and track names. But i can recite the lyrics in my sleep. Anyone else have that? 😅
To this day, still one of my favorite pics of Phor 🥹
Aww christ it's ethically ambiguous now and the equivalent of Loli. God the discourse is gonna suck at some point 😭
Jimmy Kimmel Live! (Series) (August 13, 2026) - Dave Franco talks about Raww's age (not content I like to focus on, but the only clip I could find was a phone pointed at a TV, and we deserve a better clip than that)
Dreamed I borrowed a car to go to get dimsum, found a fursuiter on the highway, their car broke down. They didn't need my help so got "emergency dimsum" because I only had 8 minutes before I had to get to firearm school. Got pulled over and found an Uzi under the seat and I was so pissed I woke up 🤬
Me: I should buy a chicken shredder since I been making so much chicken breast on the new diet The humble food processor in the corner of my kitchen that I have used exactly 0 times: 🥲
One thing that irritates me to no end is people telling me to pull up my pants because I sagged them (still do). My shirts were low too so you couldn't see my boxers either "Pull up your pants" Bitch you lucky these motherfuckers are on in the first place. Mind ya business 😒
Whoa my little brother liked one of my fursuit TT videos. He never does that 😄