oh look at me i'm jason kanzler i'm hot i'm funny i get to hang out with cal raleigh and tucker screw you dude
Jage
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I talk about the Mariners way more than any east coaster should. Manager of @mariners-news-bot.bsky.social Write/Pod: Words From the Wharf https://wordsfromthewharf.com/
Either Jason Kanzler is a wunderkind or the Mariners gut the front office. Sounds like a win/win to me.
Doorbell rang. A boy & his dad trick-or-treating, I’ve been struggling to sleep lately, so I have my Mariners hat on to cover the bags under my eyes. The boy asked me “Are you Dan Wilson? Because you look like you’ve had a tough one tonight.” I gave him the rest of the candy I had in the bowl.
On today’s episode of my daughter helped me cook this (by mixing stuff and adding spices)
I am baking Peanut Butter and Chocolate Chip Cookies tonight. It’s the first time I’ve made cookies from scratch in my life. Will post for judgment once they cool. I’m hoping it’s not the same scrutiny as steak discourse, but I am prepared for the worst.
For those of you that don't have time to sit down and read my Mariners Off-Season Plan from last night, I wanted to add further detail, as well as additional insight to routes I didn’t take, in audio form. The WFTW Off-Season Pod is now live. Enjoy. www.wordsfromthewharf.com/p/wftw-ep-16...
WFTW Ep. 16 - The Off-Season Plan Pod
Throw on your air pods, Jerry.
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In an off-season where the Mariners have an almost unlimited # of routes to go, it was almost overwhelming deciding the direction I wanted to head. It's aggressive, but still feels realistic. The Words from the Wharf Off-Season Plan is now live - enjoy. www.wordsfromthewharf.com/p/the-wftw-o...
The WFTW Off-Season Plan
Take notes, Jerry.
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Thursday: Green Chili Mac and Cheese with pan fired prosciutto and Wagyu beef. (Yes it looks gray, no it doesn’t matter)
I’ve been using this while it was in beta state to build out my offseason plan - and trust me, it rocks. Ty did an incredible job with this - tool is fantastic for any other GM sicko out there.
Locked On Mariners@lockedonmariners.bsky.social · 2w ago🔱 AHOY, SAILORS! 🔱 Ty unveils and demos the Ahoy Baseball 2027 #Mariners Offseason Simulator! 📺: youtube.com/watch?v=P_f8... 🎧: linktr.ee/lockedonmari...
Wednesday Night Dinner: Blackened Shrimp Burrito with avocado, diced Roma and sriracha aioli. 📍 Mission Mahi Food Truck, Pittsburgh, PA
As the one coach not concerned with Xs and Os, Mental Skills Coach Adam Bernero has to convince a group of young ballplayers that cold plunges, journaling, and breathwork can unlock their full potential. Many Ms clubhouse leaders—& breakout stars—are in #goms🔱 sarahenni.substack.com/p/the-highes...
The Highest Emptiness
How Mental Skills Coach Adam Bernero convinces a group of young ballplayers that cold plunges, journaling, and breathwork can unlock their full potential.
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Tuesday: Kielbasa and Haluski Was supposed to do pierogies, but spent too much effort wanting this to be at its best. It was.
Monday: Salmon Bite Bowls Thai Air Fried Salmon Sriracha Mayo Green Onion Shredded Carrot Sliced Cucumber Avocado Coconut Jasmine Rice
My mother in law sent me a happy birthday text today and clearly typed in “Mariners celebrating” for a gif and she sent me this. I married the right woman.
It is always an absolute pleasure having @sarahenni.bsky.social join the show - regardless of whether or not the topic is begrudgingly, the Mariners. The newest episode of The WFTW Pod is out now. Enjoy. www.wordsfromthewharf.com/p/wftw-ep-15...
WFTW Ep. 15 - Enni Time, Enni Where
The puns will continue until morale improves.
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While I’m inbetween Mariners related posts - I’ve decided this will be a foodie account. Here is this week’s menu: M: Salmon Bite Bowls Tu: Kielbasa, Pierogi and Haluski W: Food Truck (Fish Tacos) Th: Chili Verde Wagyu Chili Mac F: Carnitas Quesadillas
Figuring out the brain worms behind Jerry Dipoto's roster construction of the Mariners can often be a fruitless endeavor, especially when we don't know what metrics they use to evaluate major league talent. So I decided to make my own. www.wordsfromthewharf.com/p/identifyin...
Identifying The Best Fits for T-Mobile Park
“All (data) models are wrong, but some are useful” - George Box
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Hard to explain - but I’ll try. My daughter (almost 2) has been fighting eating. I’ve recently learned she loves to “cook” with Daddy - and she’ll eat full meals while she helps me prep than sitting down with mom and I. Anyways, here is a quesadilla my daughter helped with.
The Mariners trading away George Kirby is by no means going to be simple - but it doesn't mean that there aren't multiple avenues available for them to do so. Enjoy. www.wordsfromthewharf.com/p/wftw-ep-14...
WFTW Ep. 14 - Three Ways to Trade George Kirby
Trading George Kirby is by no means simple, but it doesn’t mean there aren’t multiple avenues available to do so.
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I'm preparing to submit my resume to the Mariners via Linkedin for their Managerial posting. Would appreciate honest feedback. Please and Thank You.
My life and fandom have changed. But the Mariners, as a whole, have not. I dust off the microphone once again to discuss the 2026 Mariners, the evolution of my fandom, and more. Enjoy. www.wordsfromthewharf.com/p/wftw-ep-13...
WFTW Pod Ep. 13 - The Evolution of Fandom
Life has changed, but the Mariners, as a whole, have not.
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Pro: The Mariners went 3-3 against the Brewers and Cubs, who are two of the best teams in baseball. Con: They were outscored by 38 runs over those six games.
Screw it. The Mariners have never lost when I’ve made a Turkey Meatloaf from scratch. Yeah, I said it. TURKEY meatloaf.