What we wouldn’t give to have even a single person in the world who gave a shit about those needs of ours.

Leaf~@leaftilde.bsky.social · 12h ago

Gentle maintenance handjobs for the party's shy orc healer who is too used to putting their needs on the back burner, even when their urges start impacting their focus in combat. "Why didn't you tell me you were this pent up? Shh...let me take care of you...and speak up next time, you idiot." 😳

I hate that I'm emotionally invested now.

Vampi Moira Valentine@itsviviactually.bsky.social · 2d ago

Oh Nancy, yeah, that hat is dogshit

I am the 57th fragment found. I haven’t picked a name or icon. Not sure I care to.

I need to start taking selfies of myself every day again. I stopped because I just... stopped feeling pretty when I look at myself. I need to start again to remind myself how pretty I actually am.

Got Waltz of the Demons from Doom 1 on repeat in my head. That's generally a bad sign.

Woke up and promptly started spiralling about loneliness and feeling like no one will ever want me as anything more than a platonic friend. Great fucking start to the new week.

woke up sad. Fucking hate everything right now.

Goddamn, we're a fucking Saint I guess.

Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph)@bitterkarella.bsky.social · 2w ago

explaining my theory of how magic works, i'm basically like alan moore people should respect me for my thoughts

🌪️Pop this fucking bubble already!

I think I hate my life and everything about it right now.

dear sleep gods please allow me 2 more hours plskthx

Finally we have an answer to "what if Link was moist"

genuinely sad weed cat days over here

really hoping that when the gummy I took a while ago kicks in, I stop being sad soup and can start being.... happier soup? If not some happy part of myself.

you know the wretched weaponry theme from nier automata? Specifically the quiet part with no vocals. That’s how I feel. That’s how I feel right now. And it sucks.

I don’t really feel much like a girl today. I don’t really feel like much of anything today.

feeling alone, isolated, lonely, unloved, unwanted, and like I don’t belong anywhere. Not a good Saturday

Life goals.

Leaf~@leaftilde.bsky.social · 4w ago

Powerful, muscular women who are pathetically subby. Soft, chubby sweeties who are terrifying dominants.

Feel like I am all but the last one.

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 4w ago

I hope you are warm I hope you are dry I hope you are fed I hope you are safe I hope you are loved

Good example of tech bro thinking here.

Randall Munroe@xkcd.com · last mo.

Launchpad xkcd.com/3291/

🌀 society was doomed the moment we acquiesced to the removal of the headphone jack.

I think I’m ready to take half a gummy. Not the shitty ones I get around here but the good ones.

someone make this friggin migraine stop please

I fucking hate dating apps so fucking much.

My boss suggested I take leave last week as a result of all the stress I’ve been under recently. Today is the first full day of it, and I am so fucking bored. Good news is Amazon should be delivering a new game pad after which I will be able to play some video games.

The worst are the apps that will “automatically expand“ your search criteria with no way to lock certain stuff.

blood:̶.̶|̶:̶;̶@i.am.spooni.sh · last mo.

I need The Apps to have an option to literally just NOT show your profile to anyone under 26

woke up at 5 am and I better damn well be able to get back to sleep until seven because I am not getting up at five fucking a.m.

depression hits different when you’re a system.

God we are tired from life kicking us around.

Basil 🌱@basil-mage.bsky.social · last mo.

Puppy and flower