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@divinesadism.bsky.social
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โ i feel the same way. man or woman or otherwise, height and weight dont matter to me. neither does appearance to a certain degree. . . โ
โ man, i donโt look that shit up. what i look like, a geek ? โs long as the manโs tall, ionโ care. fuck it, he could be average height if heโs hot enough. โ
โ i figured you'd know. if i'm not holding the world record, of course. i know there's this wembanyama guy, but like... other than him, i can't think of the world's actual tallest man, living or dead. โ
โ iunno, baby . thereโs some TALL motherfuckers out there. whusโ even the world record on height right now? โ
โ no, no... i'm one hundred percent demon. i don't think there's even a human that exists that comes close to my height. โ
โ eh ? i just thought you were wearinโ some freaky kinda costume. yknow, like the assholes in times square. . . . i guess that WOULD explain the size. ( is she fucking stupid. ) โ
โ i am pretty weird... considering i ain't even from โ well โ * here. i'm not very ... how do i put this ... โsociableโ with humans. given i * am a demon. โ
โ โ mmmhm. donโ worry, i definitely can tell. shits pretty funny, though . even if youโre actinโ like a lil weirdo. โ
โ surely, it's unlikely i'd give you a reason to โaccidentally" kick me right in the nose. i've just beenโ i dunno... wingin' it? โ
โ soft, nโ also easy position to accidentally kick you square in the nose. but if itโs worth it, itโs worth it ! ( swinging her legs. . . ) โ
โ i meanโ . . . yeah. yeah, that'll do just fine. ( he promptly sits downโ bending back to rest his head on her ass. ) ... 's comfy. โ
โ โ for now, im gonna assume it was my ass nโ call it a day. fair ? โ
โ nah, nah. i don't know what it is. if i knew i'd tell you for sure โ
โ i mean. . . โs just like talkinโ to anybody else, no ? unless itโs somethinโ about me in specific youโre not tellinโ me. โ
โ probably? like i said, this is entirely new to me. โ
โ aaaand youโre saying thatโs whatโs makinโ you nervous? โ
null. it's my mothafuckin BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAY RRRRRRAAAAAAUUUGHHHH
โ OOGA BOOGA IM HERE TO EAT YOU ... kidding. โ
โ i'm reminiscing on my partying days babe โ
โ as a matter of fuckin' fact i KNOW i still have the fit in my wardrobe. i only bust it out for special occasions. โ
โ one time, at this party i went to, they had me dress like michael jackson. i was then told to re-enact the dance choreography for "Bad", and you know damn well i was sporting the "Bad" era fit. that fit is IMMACULATE. โ
โ well, obviously you're * NOT a unicorn. you'd think i woulda' seen latinas before, but, lo and behold, i haven't. โ
โ โs not like im a unicorn or nothinโ. lots of emโ in brooklyn โ or. well. new york in general, honestly. โ
โ โ i am, in all honesty โ very straightforward most of the time. i just got caught off guard this time. maybe it's cuz i've never met a latina before. โ โ
โ . . . ( blink. ) oh wow, wasting no time. mโkay, ionโ see why not ! โ
โ โ mhm! very special! . . . can i lay my head on your ass? โ โ
โ wellโ shit. ainโt i special ? โ
โ โ i guess? this is a first for me, honestly. โ โ
โ but youโre easy to fluster ? โ
โ โ if i wasn't paying attention, maybe it would've. i'm not very easy to scare, though. โ โ
โ damn, what the fuuuck. . . i really thought thatโd work. โ
โ โ okay. that just makes me giggle. you're cute. โ โ
โ you should be. ( flinching forward in an attempt to startle him . ) RAH. โ
โ โ this do be true. that IS your ass. โ โ
โ i know ! cuz itโs mine ! โค๏ธ โ
โ โ it * is a pretty nice ass. stunningly so. โ โ
โ mustโve been my ass . โ
โ โ that's a good question. i dunno why i got nervous. โ โ
โ there you go. what made you so nervous the first time ? โ
โ โ okay, well. i just think you have a nice ass. โ โ
โ โ you ainโt gonna commit ? use your words, papi . โ
โ โ sorry i'm actually just like. a little flustered. my bad. โ โ
โ another point for makinโ a lady wait. โ
โ โ well, you don't HAVE to. i'm straight up fibbing. i just wing it. โ โ
โ yeah ? i donโt know if i believe that . โ