Et je me suis fait plaisir sur la page d'accueil de Politis, parce je n'aurai pas l'occasion si souvent que ça de placer cette punchline de génie.
Micheeel
@micheeel.bsky.social
He/him Asymptomatic shitpost Autodiag leftist Dad - (not) quite a boomer Alt Photo: N. Sarkozy rolling eyes + duck facing in 2001 Alt Banner: warnings on boat. Text aligned to read "no safety / smoking first" instead of "no smoking / safety first"
I am a widowed mother of four. I lost my husband during the war, and life has become incredibly difficult. I struggle every day to provide food and basic needs for my children. 💔 Please help us: with any donation, no matter how small, or by sharing our story. 🙏❤️🩹 chuffed.org/project/siri...
chuffed.org/project/mohs... 🙏 On this blessed day, my children asked for meat, a simple wish that costs $100. 💔 Please help me make their little dream come true. Your kindness means the world to them. ❤️ Every donation, no matter how small, brings happiness to my children. Please dont let them down.🙏
Very few donations are reaching Malak (last one was 12 days ago). But she depends on it to cover the basic needs of her family (food, water, rent..), let alone her dream to continue her university studies... Please, help if you can. chuffed.org/project/mala...
Today, I’m asking you: Please don’t scroll past in silence… Help us, share our story, and be a reason for hope to stay alive. 🇵🇸 chuffed.org/project/mala...
In Gaza… suffering is no longer just a passing news item, but a daily reality. Hungry children, endless fear, and needs beyond their capacity to bear. Any donation—even a small one—can provide food, medicine, or hope to a family struggling to survive. 🤍🙏 chuffed.org/project/1575...
💔 While children worldwide enjoy delicious meals, my children in Gaza survive on unhealthy food scraps. Please help me raise $100 to feed them. 🙏😢 chuffed.org/project/moha...
🚨🆘 STOP FOR A MOMENT 💔🛑 Look at my little daughter and how weak she has become 😭 The illness is eating away at her body Please help I need €200 for her treatment My husband is a prisoner I care for 4 children and your donations are our only income ❤️🩹🙏 chuffed.org/project/2045...
I’m noor, a Mother of children of four. My daughter Masa has thyroid disease and urgently needs surgery. 💔 We need $1200 Please help me save my little girl. Any support or even sharing this post can make a difference. 🙏 chuffed.org/project/mass... #SaveMasa #HelpMasa
💔 My little daughter is struggling to breathe in northern Gaza and I’m terrified for her She urgently needs an inhaler and medical treatment but I cannot afford them alone 😭 We need €200 to get her care Please don’t leave my child alone 🙏🥺 Even €5 or a share can help chuffed.org/project/2038...
My son is suffering greatly from his illness, and we are pinning our hopes on you 💔. He is currently in Intensive Care Unit, we need $1,200 to cover critical medical expenses. Your contribution—no matter how small—could, by the grace of God, help alleviate his suffering. chuffed.org/project/2046...
#leQuotidienDeGaza Bara'a m'a envoyé ces photos cette semaine, comme un témoignage de la dure réalité des Gazaouis pour accéder à des soins dentaires, au camp de Al-Mawasi. chuffed.org/project/191450 🧵👇
The war on Gaza is not over;shelling is everywhere right now.My orphaned child and I are homeless after our tent and everything we owned were burned.I am alone and injured;I swear I am devastated and exhausted.I beg you for help—I need $250 to buy a tent and medicine😭🙏 chuffed.org/project/1730...
I don’t know what to do My mother is suffering before my eyes Her retinal disease is worsening and she is in severe pain without her medication Sanad is also sick and needs medicine Im crying while watching them suffer Im broken Please save my mother and little brother chuffed.org/project/help...
Three years of war have left me with nothing. 💔 chuffed.org/project/shad... I used to work in the fields. Today, I can’t even afford my medicine. 😢💊 Please help me afford my treatment. 🙏
😔 The world sleeps while my family fights to survive. My husband is battling sepsis and dying before my eyes. 🆘 My daughters are suffering from hunger and illness, and I’m falling apart now. 💔 I’m beginning to wonder if the world can hear us… Please, prove me wrong. 😭 chuffed.org/project/omsh...
Nurse Hammam lost his home, everything he owned & a few family members amid the genocide in Gaza. He is still a volunteer nurse, treating the wounded despite being homeless & hungry. His brother suffers from epilepsy&seizures. Urgent need 250$ to buy a new tent & food💔🤲👇 chuffed.org/project/1844...
Akram: "Yesterday I took my mom to the dentist because her teeth have started falling out, and I was quoted an astronomical amount to get them fixed. It’s becoming pretty clear that we can’t afford the luxury of healthcare!" chuffed.org/project/help...
Help the Abdelwahed family survive
I'm helping my friend, Akram Abdelwahed, raise funds to help his family survive.
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No donations for 2 days. Jamal's parents have been deleted on schedule by Bluesky, but they're no less in need of saving their little child's life. He's suffering greatly & needs new medicine. You have the ability to help. Please share & give:
Every dollar counts: The Al-Hatal's Desperate Plea from Gaza
You clicked. Thank you. That simple act means the world to the Al-Hatal family, who are facing a reality most of us can barely imagine in Gaza.
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3 yo Jamal, who's diabetic & has asthma, depends on donations to stay alive under Israel's genocidal siege, which keeps essential medicine like insulin scarce & exorbitantly costly. His parents are repeatedly deleted by the admins, obliterating their reach & driving them to despair. Share/donate:
My brother Marwan is bleeding and at risk of permanent paralysis. His spinal cord is in danger, and we urgently need $150 to save him. We appeal to everyone who stands with Palestine. Share, donate, and help save my brother Marwan 🙏😭 chuffed.org/project/moh01
The genocide continues, and our situation is extremely bad. We lost our source of income and everything we own. 3 years without income in Gaza is unbearable. Even $5 makes a difference for food, clothing, treatment, and education. Please help my family 🫂🧡 Vetted by Molly Shah ✅ tinyurl.com/2etna36k
Malak relies on donations to pay for her rent, food, water, tuition fees.. She's also struggling with limited access to water and electricity. Please help them if you can. chuffed.org/project/mala...
In times of hardship, one learns the true value of the people around them, and I have learned that I have the most precious friends🫂🌹. Thank you to everyone who helped me and extended a helping hand during this difficult time❤️
Imagine holding your own child as his last drop of sight fades forever. Gaza’s cruel reality stole Elias’s first eye, and now his final spark of light is dying.We are helpless,penniless, and broken.On my knees,I beg you:please save my little boy. Verified by: molly shah✅ chuffed.org/project/196611
I am clinging to hope for the sake of my daughters, yet I am fighting this battle all alone. If you cannot donate, please just share my post. Don't pass by in silence... help my story reach someone who can assist us. Donate 200$ to help us reach our goal ⬇️ chuffed.org/project/mass...
I wish I could give my children meat or eggs, but today I am simply trying to find $160 for a 25 kg bag of flour. For three years, even a loaf of bread has been a dream for my family. If you care about my family, please donate whatever you can or share our story. chuffed.org/project/from...
Wissam requires treatment for a liver problem caused by severe malnutrition. His condition is getting worse: today he was taken to the hospital. His family needs $200 for medicine and food. Any support or share could help us reach him. 🙏💔 chuffed.org/project/majdi
I am a widowed mother of four children: I lost my husband during the war, and now I’m raising my children alone with no support. 💔 We are struggling to survive. Please help me provide food and basic needs for my children. Even a small donation could make a difference. 🙏❤️🩹 chuffed.org/project/siri...
Om jameel:After losing her tent in the shelling,she faced a critical health crisis;she suffers from a loose heart valve&has now developed a hemorrhage& a uterine wall tear She needs $200 for her surgery to stop bleeding The danger is extremely high Return her to her kids😭 chuffed.org/project/1839...
War took our home safety, and my daughter’s childhood. 💔 She suffers from severe heart and breathing problems and urgently needs an inhaler to help her breathe. As her father watching her struggle is heartbreaking. Please help if you can or share her story.🙏 Molly Shah ✅ chuffed.org/project/2038...
Jassemo (@jassemo.bsky.social) is a mother of 4 in Gaza. She needs to buy a new tent after it collapsed. She also needs money for water, food and firewood. Her campaign hasn't received donations yet. 🙏 Please help her if you can. 🫂 chuffed.org/project/2010... 🔗
Please stop. Abood is 2 months. His formula is gone. His diapers are gone. We need just $50. Please don't look away. chuffed.org/project/1795...