I'm only having sex with Wile E Coyote if the condom is ACME.
Davin! 🐾
@davindoggo.bsky.social
28\Bi\M\ Heya I'm Davin! Just a VA fur who loves Fallout, Star Wars, and anything outdoorsy and I'll talk you to sleep about them with love of course! 18+ for likes and posts telegram: @DavinDoggo
The duality of being a switch and wanting to growl and breed until I'm milked dry or Flirting with big handsome furry men and wanting to be crushed under them like a walnut because I'm pubby
The only way I survive teams meeting with my obnoxiously AI bro manager is by drawing pictures of him sucking robot dick in my notepad, does wonders for the mental state "Wow Davin that joke was so good HR wants to hear it now"
My boss who talks like a living LinkedIn post just spent an hour talking at me in a giant incoherent corporate word salad about "synergy", "moving the needle", and "intentional disruption" and it took every fiber of my being not to ask if he was having a stroke
I'm gonna make a red panda sona and do covers of Wonderwall called wonderwah
This was my second go round at Fursonacon and a truly unforgettable one for more than enough reasons ❤️ thank you to all of you I got to spend time dogging it up with, til next time~ From left to right: @neagasis.bsky.social @beckotter.bsky.social @obreeon.bsky.social @dantedious.bsky.social and me
What do I drive to con Lil bloo sports car without air conditioning but has giant sunroof Or Company car with air conditioning that's an SUV
Hey! Look over here! You can press the Ⓐ 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙣 to make me shake my queer little ass.
Snooooot If ya see me at Fursonacon this weekend say hi! @beckotter.bsky.social in the background preparing to destroy me for puns and 6-7ing
Neighbor: I can hear you singing Me: oh...my bad I'll keep it down! Neighbor: you sound good! Me: 🥹
Can the inventor of ears send me an instruction manual on how to unpop these fuckers? Design flaw /5 stars
My name's Davin and I didn't realize my fanny pack up upside down and spilled half of my shit across the parking lot walking into work 🙃
Man idk if I'm being dog brained or if I'm hungry from dieting but some peanut butter sounds fucking amazing right now