fuck i always get so horny the day after going out
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mostly horny on main. if you know me irl, no you don’t 😘
my favorite body part is the tongue…truly proof of intelligent design
correction: NOW the halloweenies wall is complete
top concentrate@lukeoverhere.bsky.social · 2d agothe annual halloweenies wall is now complete 🍆👻
the annual halloweenies wall is now complete 🍆👻
top concentrate@lukeoverhere.bsky.social · last wk.almost finished spookifying our place for our halloween party next week 👻🕸️🕷️🎃
was elated that my 2nd order with my costume came in-time except…😑
we’re hosting a little pre-halloweenies party tonight 🎃
penis, porn, poppers, prep, protein, peptides, prozac, party
you can also use the couch cushion crack as a bottle holder for easy access while jorking it
top concentrate@lukeoverhere.bsky.social · 4d agoalways have two brands of p*ppers handy so you can mix n match your hits
just remembered i took friday AND monday of halloweekend off from work 😏 time to be a demon twunk menace 👹
the thing no one warns you about when you haven’t cut your hair in six years is the neck pain
always have two brands of p*ppers handy so you can mix n match your hits
my boyfriend’s halloween costume wasn’t in the package that was supposed to contain both ours 😑 i’m slightly annoyed but the box also came oct 7 😅 had i not procrastinated opening it, this wouldn’t be such a big issue 2 days before the weekend
missed my first monday yoga in 3 months 😢 i’m gonna find another class this week…it really centers me and i don’t want to be irritable going into halloweekend 😅
Being gay is the best thing that ever happened to me. Men are so hot
maybe i posted dick pic at 4am but it really is none of your business frankly
ugh my salary is not compatible with my lifestyle
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almost finished spookifying our place for our halloween party next week 👻🕸️🕷️🎃
