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@buttplug.io

Open Source Sex Toy Control Software. Supports over 700 different devices! posts by @buttplug.engineer Give money: https://patreon.com/qdot No really give money: https://github.com/sponsors/qdot banner: @doe.gay

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hyperlexuality@baphomet.male.manipulat.org · 2w ago

damn I was cooking 2 weeks ago should I make the drone pilot simulator that calls you a good girl and buzzes your Hush 2

hyperlexuality@baphomet.male.manipulat.org · 4w ago

if gaming is gooning because everything is gooning then someone out there has to make high quality goonslop with something to say to counteract all the forced hitler youthification games abt becoming a cozy drone pilot and delivering medicine to kids in war zones via AGM-114R9X to the fucking skull.

qdot@buttplug.engineer · 2w ago

There was/is a huge ecosystem of sex toy software that never touches @buttplug.io and I'll never know about because people develop what they're horny for, use it or keep it in their community, never talk about or distribute it. Thanks to hating sex, I have loads of time to yell about @buttplug.io

killy 🐱@knives4cats.bsky.social · 3w ago

being really horny about your art is the number one secret to getting better as an artist that they don’t tell you about in school

qdot@buttplug.engineer · last mo.

why wouldn't I replace cron with a claw written in lisp that apparently decides things and also rewrites itself what could possibly go wrong

Hi Kyle, I'm Han, on the business development team at Genaxis in Tokyo. I came across buttplug on GitHub. The AGENTS.md in there caught my attention, looks like you already have an agent in the loop. Cogno is the layer above your agent. You probably built something in-house already. But it fires on a schedule, right? Cron, hooks, a rule somewhere. Cogno decides its own timing. And more importantly, it decides which tasks not to do. It watches Slack, GitHub and meetings. It decides on its own when to act. It hands the work to your agent. You just review the PR. It is written in Lisp, so it rewrites its own workflow while running. That is why you never get junk tasks and it never nags you. We interviewed for YC S26 and we are applying to F26 now. We launched two months ago and 40+ teams are on it.
qdot@buttplug.engineer · last mo.

The problem with knowing technology is that you have thoughts like "what if classical music could jack you off" and you have the ability to make it happen and an adhd brain that will not let you do otherwise until it's done.

Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent @thatsextoyguy.bsky.social · last mo.

thinking about the time I worked for a sex toy company and a dumb man emailed us (and CCed a fake law firm) saying he was suing us because his wife left him after she bought one of our toys and my boss replied asking for permission to quote him in our advertising

Guy Ryona@guyryona.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Domination of Heroes Upcoming Update: New Feature Intiface Toy Vibration Support - Base vibration matching player's arousal. - Triggers vibration pulse when player takes damage or climaxes. - Can be configured to trigger for opponent instead of player.

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vorbis@vorbis.bsky.social · 2mo ago

we were robbed of a world where Jim Varney lived long enough to be on Cameo so I could hire him to say "teledildonics" in his Ernest P Worrell voice