Cinebinge Reacts

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Would like to see a funny realistic take on the "spy/agent gets a burner or strangers phone to call a fellow agent" trope, but instead of answering an unknown number, the person just ignores it, as we all would.

Has anyone ever actually read the 'life story' essays that comes before every recipe online? I've never bothered to read them once, and for all I know after a few sentences these ad space paddings just becomes lorem ipsum dolor sit amet on repeat, interspersed with dick jokes.

Would you rather keep the constantly shedding skin and dust build up around the house, OR, molting slowly and agonizingly once a year resulting in a pink fleshy sensitive and itchy skin for a few days?

There's now a digital bank called Erebor.... Did the owners just pick a fantasy Bank at random and not read the story? Cause Erebor is kinda known for an event involving a dragon and all its treasures taken stolen...

I'm always happy to see two people who clearly like each other chatting & flirting & working up the courage to ask each other out, it's cute! UNLESS YOU'RE CHECKING MY BAGS I GOT 30 MINS TO GET TO MY CONNECTING FLIGHT GATE CAUSE THE FIRST ONE WAS LATE!! YOUR ROMANCE IS STRESSIN ME OUT!!

So we just watched You Only Live Twice and we're very confused! The last 3rd of the movie Bond is no longer in the movie and some random 6'2'' Japanese guy with a 5o clock shadow and the accent of a Soviet Submarine Captain takes over for no reason! and the Japanese guys not even in the credits!

"You're the main character in your own story, so if you dont like something then that must mean everyone hate it." - Richard Osman a perfect answer for every time someone asks us "why are you watching this movie? its crap! why not this other movie which is great!"