Mariah

@anthrobrand.com

Minors DNI 🔞 Tinydog 🏳️‍🌈 38 | She/Her | PNW Fertility Witch Ho-leopard: @shilowolf.bsky.social

If there is anything that I can say with absolute certainty, it’s this: Life is never what you think it’s going to be and worrying about the future serves no purpose. Young ones come to me all the time and ask: “Momdog, will I ever get a partner?” And my answer is always the same: “Yes.”

It’s October 1st, birthday in ten days, life changing faster than I can keep up, and there is no one to blame but myself. Let’s do this. Video by Michael Slayer 🩵

I hate these nightmares, especially when they wake me up at 6:30am purely from how fucked up they are. I wake up, completely unsure of where I am and who is in the bed with me. Sometimes I think the person sleeping next to me is someone that is literally impossible and it takes me a bit to come to.

Now I’m getting somewhere with this whole shapeshifting thing. Getting closer to having this new form right where I want it to be, but could still use a little more practice to really dial it in.

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Funny realization about posting nudes on main: Now everyone I meet a cons will know what I look like without clothes on so there is literally zero reason to be nervous ever again.

This is the party that follows me around in my home dimension~ Leggy (also a criminal) can turn anything into tentacles, and Shilo (Protection Paladin) keeps me from making the whole world pregnant. Here we are after a successful raid for supplies, of which I was unsupervised for .5 seconds. ;3

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I think yall deserve a little treat, so this one’s on me. (Also this pic just makes me feel good and I wanna share.) First irl pic I ever post on main, and I feel like it fits my vibe on this account, anyone agree?