This site loves to slap me round the face with the weirdest fetish art out of nowhere.
I went on Twitter to see how the new adult content regulations blocked content. Here’s some stuff I couldn’t view: -Smosh clips -Critical Role fan art -Drag Race memes -Sonic Infection AU Here’s what came up just by searching one word: -Porn -A lot of uncensored porn
Had the shift from hell and then someone decided to put a part through the Shotblast without checking inside it and there was half a dead bird. Now there are feathers clogging up the system.
I don’t support AI generated media in any way but I do think it’s funny that a bunch of guys at the factory have discovered an AI app and so far the only things they’ve been making is videos of their male colleagues making out. Happy Pride Month.
I’m really good with computers. The other day I decided to change internet browsers and now the computer doesn’t work.
Absolutely crushed by the amount of solid gold I can't like/reskeet because no alt text
A guy at work called Neil broke his leg in an accident. Very serious stuff. Health and safety nightmare. My coworker turned around to me and said he has a great name for someone with a broken leg. I’m so angry that I didn’t think of that.
My favourite thing about reading alt text on images is that I usually have no idea what the fuck you’re trying to show me.
Got one hell of a bruise on my elbow at work this weekend, the picture really doesn’t do it justice. Didn’t even injure myself in a workplace accident, I was having a tantrum over broken equipment and threw it on the floor but it bounced up and hit me straight on the elbow.
Ended up going to bed at midnight so now I’m wide awake at 5am 😭
Me and my boyfriend work at the same place. He works days and I work nights so during the week we mostly see each other in passing to and from work. I like to think of us as a moth and a butterfly.
Oh I know the ‘Thanks’ from Wonder Picks are about to be popping.
Tore the crotch on two pairs of coveralls and I’m not even halfway into my shift. I need to learn to keep my legs closed at work.
Why did all these retail sites have me register my interest to preorder a Switch 2 if they weren’t going to bother emailing me when the preorders go up?
Please stop using acronyms. I have no idea what everyone is talking about.
April fools was yesterday but Trent Barton buses continue to be a joke.
I forgot that taxes exist. Being pretty and smart is too exhausting so I choose to be only one of those at a time. 😊😊😊
StutterGuy@stutterguy.com · last yr.The Switch 2 being fifty dollars more in the UK than in the US is fucking stupid.
The Switch 2 being fifty dollars more in the UK than in the US is fucking stupid.
The only thing getting through my first nightshift after two weeks of annual leave is knowing that I’m going to go home and sleep, and then wake up at the perfect time for the Switch 2 Direct.
Sent a video of me throwing it back to my boyfriend. No response. Asked him if he wanted anything from the shop. Swift response.
My manager had arranged for a coworker to give me a lift to training today but has not given us a direct line of communication so now I’m stood at my pickup point wondering if she’s told us both the same place because there are two ASDAs where I live.
Saw a new, rather concerningly shaped mole on my chest and decided to check it out. Turns out some toffee fell down inside my shirt earlier when I was eating peanut brittle.
A strong extraction sucked my ear bud straight out of my ear and into the abyss tonight so looks like I’m buying some new ones this weekend 😅
For the past two months I’ve been doing a 3-person job on my own at work at 4am in the morning after a long nightshift because my manager keeps forgetting to schedule people to work with me. Today she scheduled some people to come in at 6am and didn’t tell me so I still did it on my own.
Gotten addicted to infection AU comics and art, which has left me anxiously waiting to find out what happened to my favourite characters.
Trying to be healthy is weird and confusing. Last night I bought a bag of cashews as a healthy snack and after eating them I realised I’d eaten 144% of my daily intake of fat.
One novel thing that I’m really against is acronyms. Babes there are plenty of things those letters can stand for and my mind is going to all the dirty ones.
Decided to see what people were saying about Pokemon Legends ZA over on Twitter but it was just negativity and porn of children characters so yeah I’m staying over here.