Hot Singles
@hotsingles.bsky.social
Your friendly neighborhood future funk producer/gay guy/furry/poet/bear/MTG player/etc. I also spend a lot of time on tumblr if you even care
In 2026 i will get married to a hot austrailian transgender single dad with fourteen kids and i will get to pick which ones we keep and which ones we donate to charity
Hot Singles@hotsingles.bsky.social · 2y agoIn 2025 i will get married to a hot austrailian transgender single dad with fourteen kids and i will get to pick which ones we keep and which ones we donate to charity
It hurts knowing that there isn’t a single person in my family and possibly even among my closest friends who will ever be willing or able to conceptualize what happened to me as abuse simply because it was all legal
Asking my female friends if they have a bracelet extender i can use and it turns out none of them even know what a bracelet extender is because I’m such a thicc baddie that bracelets never fit me
it has been nearly three years since spotify updated their future funk playlist
Currently working on releasing more songs on streaming, only barrier is making good cover art for the collection
I’m also releasing an EP titled Rotten with all of the songs left over from the original version of Eggs!
Hi everyone. I’m currently trying to get back into the habit of making music, so I’m challenging myself to release at least one project each week on my soundcloud, even if it’s just a shitty WIP.
Dealing with the maintenance people for a really expensive machine on behalf of a really rich person is fun because you get to have large burly men be extremely polite to you and call you sir and bend ov
It never fails to amaze and amuse me that I apparently think new york accents are the hottest thing ever
What is it with skinny people and having to loudly announce to you every time they get a small portion of food
Condom packaging if they made it like food packaging: Here at Magnum, we’re on a journey to help stop the flow of cum. It’s not just about contraception, it’s about using what nature gives you
Had a dream that the new kind of tiktok girl was “Dead Girl” and you were supposed to look like tired and depressed in a pretty way. conventionally attractive women would use makeup to give themselves wrinkles and fake acne and glittery eyeshadow eyebags and wear ripped sweatpants
New cocktail idea: Ass Blast (moscow mule with baja blast instead of ginger beer)
Twitter bio I saw in my dream last night: I am in mourning because I am a hater because I like it. i meed the sample. No longer a person. she/he
My heart is a slut but my brain’s only priority is making sure I can survive horror movies
Just posted four songs that were scrapped for eggs and one that wasn’t on my soundcloud!
I have to be honest, I really don’t give a fuck about the new CyanBlue
Eggs is nearly finished, all I need to do is add a few more voice clips and transitions
I’m sorry about the lack of releases within the past year and a half. I’ve been dealing with mood swings related to a medication I’m taking temporarily, and the depression has made it hard to be motivated to make music. Rest assured I will be off the medication soon and back to my normal self.
I have an album on my phone where i collect the worst poetry i have ever seen and i will probably never share anything from this album because i believe in safety and the right to be cringy but i just want you to know that privately i am always cackling at these god awful poems
I just published a collection of Ace Attorney themed songs I created for a cancelled fangame! hotsingles.bandcamp.com/album/magnus...
Magnus Cloue: Spirit Attorney, by Hot Singles
17 track album
hotsingles.bandcamp.com
Turns out that when you resume taking the medication that helps you get stuff done for the first time in months, you start to get stuff done
Currently preparing to make Sample Therapy 2! For those who don’t know, the first Sample Therapy was made in one day, with minimal preparation beforehand
I’m sorry I ever doubted the songs on Bae6 by the way. They sound absolutely godlike when you hear them live in a club
