Hot Singles

@hotsingles.bsky.social

Your friendly neighborhood future funk producer/gay guy/furry/poet/bear/MTG player/etc. I also spend a lot of time on tumblr if you even care

It hurts knowing that there isn’t a single person in my family and possibly even among my closest friends who will ever be willing or able to conceptualize what happened to me as abuse simply because it was all legal

Asking my female friends if they have a bracelet extender i can use and it turns out none of them even know what a bracelet extender is because I’m such a thicc baddie that bracelets never fit me

Hi everyone. I’m currently trying to get back into the habit of making music, so I’m challenging myself to release at least one project each week on my soundcloud, even if it’s just a shitty WIP.

Dealing with the maintenance people for a really expensive machine on behalf of a really rich person is fun because you get to have large burly men be extremely polite to you and call you sir and bend ov

Condom packaging if they made it like food packaging: Here at Magnum, we’re on a journey to help stop the flow of cum. It’s not just about contraception, it’s about using what nature gives you

Had a dream that the new kind of tiktok girl was “Dead Girl” and you were supposed to look like tired and depressed in a pretty way. conventionally attractive women would use makeup to give themselves wrinkles and fake acne and glittery eyeshadow eyebags and wear ripped sweatpants

I’m sorry about the lack of releases within the past year and a half. I’ve been dealing with mood swings related to a medication I’m taking temporarily, and the depression has made it hard to be motivated to make music. Rest assured I will be off the medication soon and back to my normal self.

I have an album on my phone where i collect the worst poetry i have ever seen and i will probably never share anything from this album because i believe in safety and the right to be cringy but i just want you to know that privately i am always cackling at these god awful poems