Rooney with some cutting insight there “when you already have a yellow card, you run the risk of a second yellow card and being sent off”.

Very strong “that’s the real quiz!” vibes about PL fans whining about Man City and their “lost memories” for all the trophies they claim they would otherwise have won.

Wonder if they’re still in stock?

Martin Crane, on seeing Maris walk down the aisle

Woolfinder General@brianwoolfinder.bsky.social · 15h ago

Niles having a fucking nightmare today

Operation successful. Request immediate evac.

IKEA on a Sunday it is then. Thankfully it’s a solo special ops mission to buy a single item.

All 8 of #APOPO Angola's mine detection rats passed national accreditation and are cleared to work on minefields again. Two #ANAM officials seeing them for the first time, were impressed by how fast they search compared with manual deminers. #MineAction #Demining #HeroRATs

No remorse. No regrets. #steakthief

Nice to have a dad in his 70s you share cultural references with .

This has cheered me right up

Norman looking shamefaced after nicking half of Julie’s steak off the plate and wolfing it down in one.

GTA: Halifax

What is the point of bringing in rules to stop timewasting and giving refs really easy to use tools to enforce them if they DON’T FUCKING USE THEM??

Natural Born Ladykillers

MrPaulRobinson@mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 2d ago

The Taking of Pelham One Two Three Men and a Baby

Some names here. Bit of a Face/Off between Quinny and Nelse like.

Sometimes FB comes up with a good one.

“A life full of sperm” Nightcrawlers - Push The Feeling On

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 4d ago

Name a song lyric you've misheard.

Age yourself with a childhood crush

Andy Smith@johnneptune.bsky.social · 4d ago

Age yourself with a childhood crush

Come Play With Me starring Mary Millington has just started on Rewind TV. That’s channel 81 apparently.

Shilton praying for a career ending injury in Bayern training now.

Are England really good or has everyone else become shit/decided they don’t give a fuck?

See also people who say “High Land Hard Rain would be better if they hadn’t used synth drums” Yawn….

Hobbesy@leonhobbes.bsky.social · 6d ago

Clever cunts like this really boil my piss.

I’m not sure it’s your call m8

Clever cunts like this really boil my piss.

When Tom and Jerry started speaking.

Nev Fountain@nevfountain.bsky.social · 7d ago

What TV show got so bad it effectively destroyed your appreciation for the show when it was was good?

Gibson Mill at Hebden Bridge, west Yorkshire, photo by landscape photographer Paula Beaumont.