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@deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest
ruiner aka lilith kills u. 35. murderer/podcaster. host of House of Snax, http://analbuttsex.com producer of Bimbo Mentality @bimbomentality.bsky.social no minors.
This is crazy. Guy down my block died in his apartment and he didn’t have any family or roommates it took a week for anyone to notice he was missing. And when cops and EMS finally got in there they discovered his Funko Pops had been eating his corpse
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
![pansexual chaser who watched too much moneyball:
guys, you're still trying to replace your ex wives. i told you we can't do it, and we can't do it. now, what we might be able to do is re-create them. re-create them in the aggregate
your ex wife third base percentage was .477, yours was .324 and yours was .291. add that up, and you get
[snapping his fingers and pointing]
he/they jonah hill: 1.092
chaser: divided by 3
he/they jonah hill: .364
chaser: that's what we're looking for... 3 dl trannies each whose average is
[snapping his fingers and pointing]
he/they jonah hill: .364](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:l4f4sll2chc6cqchysd57yuy/bafkreiai4ii32fzcxmwvqqn3hrstxndojc4uuhc6v4oqkwvtrgsd25hcea)
idea: butchfemme assassin couple where the butch is some suave bond type superspy and then the femme is a weird crusty little pervert with a stack of porn mags in her sniper nest
idk man it just means a lot that the guy who got me into sports and who let me in to the way i think about sports is cool with trans people, we’re gonna win, etc
i try to say this often enough to keep a heartbeat but not so often that it comes off as corny: over the years trans and nb people have counted for a lot of the people who always show up for the stuff i make and share it around. just want to take a sec to let you know how much i appreciate you
you wouldn't know it from the sophie cunningham discourse but there actually are some cis people who understand sports. i mean i don't, but i know some who do
what if you came over and washed and conditioned my armpit hair then lovingly braided it with jewels for me babe what if we did that in a secluded hot spring babe what if
rue@deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 16h agowhat if u were at the function and the dyke in the metal tee raised her arm and underneath there it was braided with beads like a dwarven beard
putting tailscale and vnc on everything i own so i can use all my computers from all my other computers
why is this license agreement entirely in a badass stencil font
Starlight Theatre, Kansas City, MO, 5.27.09.jpg https://www.flickr.com/photos/nineinchnails/3639129185/
sometimes i wonder if i never trimmed my armpit hair how far out its capable of going
ready to face the day* * walk two blocks to the grocery store, buy groceries, lie down
anytime you write a scene your primary question should be “how is this in service of the sex?”
i wish instead of posting clips of nine inch nails live performances on blue sky dot biz i could instead just beam the feeling that i have listening to the bridge on down in it in this clip from the 09 tour into your brain and then you can just take that with you the rest of your day
girl who got so much done today despite feeling shitty so she deserves a little takeout tonight
