Givin’g ‘em the ol’ razzle dazzle.

How I treat posts like this

Resisting the urge to roast the guy with a "Fortnite Legend" hat in case he challenges me to a battle in Fortnite

Can you say "Police State"? That's Correct!

It's been genuinely amazing (in a neutral sense) how extremists in general get really offended when other extremists treat them the exact same way. And now we have historic moments of one extremist pushing another into what should have been a normal fucking meeting.

(((Tendar)))@tendar.bsky.social · last yr.

President Zelenskyy described his meeting with President as potentially historic. We have to see that. It also paraphrases that Putin was missing once again at a world historic event. Not good for him. For Russia this is very painful.

Trying to explain to a co-worker how, just because something is written into a job description, doesn't mean it is a feasible expectation to have. "It IS an expectation we have..." Alright bitch, clone me since you want me to be in two places at once and see out the back of my head.

There's no stupid questions if you are 8 but when you become an elected official you are expected to know the fucking basics 😂

Travis comma bitch@prof-hinkley.bsky.social · last yr.

I'm sorry, but yes there are stupid questions

My best friend, who I adore into fine particulate, is trans, she has a biological kid with her wife and was the sole breadwinner for YEARS. She did everything in the house.

gav@gavinmit.bsky.social · last yr.

the level of cracked where you can't conceive of trans women cooking

Go pick up your car Bring some goddam roses Explain that only a filthy lib would back down from their word and as a manly man you gotta follow through Date for an appropriate 2-3 years Find out he's a diamonds gal, propose with a diamond ring on top of a Milwaukee M18 impact wrench. Get Married

Travis comma bitch@prof-hinkley.bsky.social · last yr.

I accidentally said I love you at the end of a call with my mechanic, so I'm just going to leave my car there and buy a new one

I am quite literally the opposite of all of these things.

Gillian Branstetter@gbbranstetter.bsky.social · last yr.

RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is

THREAD: With #niantic doing a big fuckin round of layoffs after seeing their company for literally billions it's once again come my attention that game development companies will stab you in the back, frequently, and when you turn around and face them, they will stab you again.

I know this is parody because Trump doesn't HAVE friends

merr-itt came from outer space@merrittk.com · 2y ago

Trump says no tariffs on new Mario Kart: "I remember playing it on the Nintendo 64 with my friends. Man why don't we do that anymore. Just playing split screen on the carpet staying up all night. Wish I could go back before Instagram and cell phones ruined it. When did we get so old"

"As a consultant I'm certain you've considered starting a podcast" HMMMM CAN'T SAY I HAVE P.S. it's not a "follow up" if we have never interacted and you are just spamming my work email. I will find where you live and shove a week old dead fish in your cars aircon intake.

This is really testing the boundary between parody and prophecy

The Onion@theonion.com · 2y ago

New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive

Unironically going to hate-forward this to a few people

The Onion@theonion.com · 2y ago

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

#Bloomscrolling is the epitome of bluesky's fuck you attitude towards the negativity that was cultured the petri dish that was twitter.

Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 2y ago

#Bloomscrolling

Question I asked my co-worker today: "Do you think in 100 years we will look back at kanye west like we look at can gogh now?"

Unironically how I've managed to stay so upbeat so often

skrif 🌲🚐@skullbird.bsky.social · 2y ago

Feeling good, feeling bad.

The Republican party really wants to kill off its voter base at near breakneck speeds, I wonder how many people are going to kick the bucket purely because they can't get the help they need in time.

Boycotts are famously part of the origin story of the United States My knowledge of history is abysmal HOWEVER. even I can remember that. Boycotts are legal and even if they weren't they can't make us buy a Tesla with money we don't have because of taxes we paid and they are misusing.

Tal Lavin@swordsjew.bsky.social · 2y ago

seriously.... big ups on a visible, sustained, invigorating protest movement thats giving me hope in darkness

CSS is a foul, repugnant demon sent from the flaming sulfur pits to torment ADHD developers who don't have enough mental RAM to pinpoint which stupid thing is breaking up the chain

In my hubris as a junior developer I said "yeah that should be easy" to something that was very much not easy but it's resulting in a lot of needed accessibility features and cleaner code.

Gwen!!!@poodlewool.bsky.social · 2y ago

friendly reminder!

Almost done. ✌️ #crossstitch

There's a crypto conference in town and I keep getting crypto bros asking why I'm not into crypto and I wanna tell them that it's because I'm not a fucking chud but I just tell them I'm not smart enough and that gives them a lil tent in their trousers

I did most of the front end development of this feature and my favorite part is that the button that initially displays the modal will change during an active upload to display "uploading" with a progress circle. I am so ADHD with no object permanence so that feature is designed for people like me

Blind Insight@getblindinsight.bsky.social · 2y ago

In this ⏰ 20-second demo, @getblindinsight.bsky.social CTO @jathanism.bsky.social shows the lightning-fast upload speeds in our innovative, privacy-enhancing technology. 1,000 records uploaded & indexed in seconds, fully searchable, and end-to-end encrypted. So you can have your data & eat it too.

I literally broke someone's brain once by saying "I wouldn't mind paying taxes if it actually went to help those in need instead of allowing the ultra rich a tax break" He was also someone who benefits from social programs. He probably doesn't have access to them anymore.

If you look at this from one angle he looks like he's reading about local politics and saying "quite" and nodding politely, if you look at it from the other angle you can almost hear him think "I can't read"

"Your character development has hit "Pretentious religious leader" levels"

Genuinely thought this was a Yeezy

D. Allan Drummond@dadrummond.art · 2y ago

Greetings ancient one… #sciart

If I start charging 69 for piss I'm fairly sure I could start making money purely based off meme potential and artificial demand

ceej@ceej.online · 2y ago

went to the soft open for my buddy’s new pizza shop and the menu was on lock