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Let's call this exactly what it is: an evil, fascist, corrupt criminal organization staffed with faux patriots & pedophiles, who happily serve a pedo-felon wannabe king, and call themselves “Christians”. I’m seriously curious to know which god they serve🤔

From my post today: "the world is slowly tipping into a profound crisis as the country that held everything together for the past eighty years has now decided to tear it all apart." US media dramatically understating danger of the current moment w/madman at the helm 👇 bsky.app/profile/did:...

Simon Rosenberg@simonwdc.bsky.social · 2w ago

From Hopium: - Chris Pappas scores decisive win in NH, Ds crush Rs in Senate primary turnout - a good sign for November - The great unraveling under Trump's disastrous tenure feels like it's accelerating - We have the power to chart a new course this Nov 👇 www.hopiumchronicles.com/p/pappas-sco...

Dear Leader and his merry band of fuckheads are going to defile the memory of 9/11, just like they fucked up the nation's 250th birthday party. it's what they do. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I bring all the receipts. link is here: bit.ly/4xErcbc

the 25th anniversary of 9/11 is two days from now. it would be nice if we lived in the timeline where the worst people in the world aren’t going to turn what should be a solemn commemoration of a tragedy into a five-alarm shit-show.

but we don’t live in that timeline. we live in the shitty one.

lucky us.

I’m just glad that Mitch McConnell isn’t alive to see this.

Oh fuck! Every goddamn day with this Russian asset posing as president while he kills our Democracy, impoverishes, sickens & dehumanizes & kills us for Putin, we slide further down the Rabbit Hole with the Mad Hatter!!

Only an immoral evil criminal fascist would deliberately start a trade war with Canada in order to destroy a very longstanding alliance and turn some of the nicest people on earth into an enemy out of spite. Glad to see Canadians fighting against the orange felon.

yesterday, Donny made up some disgraceful lie about how firefighters pulled him from the rubble on 9/11. what kind of fucked-up bullshit is that? what a gross pig. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I rip this demented shithead several new ones. link is here: bit.ly/4xErcbc

of all the things that never happened, Donny getting saved from Ground Zero has be right up there with things that never happened the most.

make no mistake — two big, strong firemen, tears of relief coursing down their cheeks like few thought possible, did not grab this lying sack of shit under the arms and hustle him away from danger. these imaginary firemen didn’t go ‘sir! sir! we gotta get outta here! sir!’

none of this shit happened.

we know it didn’t happen, because this soft, pampered man-child of privilege wasn’t anywhere near Ground Zero on 9/11. he was in his eyesore of a fake-gold tower, four miles away, phoning into TV stations and bragging about how he now had the tallest building in lower Manhattan.

how do we know this? because there’s a fucking video of it, that’s why.

MYSTERY MEAT: Trump says he struck a deal to flood the U.S. with cheaper foreign beef. There’s just one problem: He refuses to tell Americans which countries the beef is coming from. And U.S. ranchers are furious.

Mystery Meat: Trump Refuses to Say Where His New Flood of Foreign Beef Is Coming From

Trump says he has struck a deal to bring 300,000 metric tons of cheaper foreign beef into the United States. There’s one detail he won’t reveal: who the deal is actually with.

meidasnews.com

Megyn Kelly can't understand why anyone would be mad at Donny for fucking up the economy. that's because she's an out-of-touch member of the 1% who is shielded from consequences by her privilege. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which my head explodes. link is here: bit.ly/4qUncRi

Megyn’s net worth is $45 million. she’s completely lost touch with what it’s like to walk into the supermarket and discover that prices have gone up again, just as they did last week, and the week before that.

and that, my friends, is the real problem. none of these fuckers have any idea what it’s like to live in the world they’ve inflicted on We the People. nor do they care.

Donny and his weird diaper nurse are both cray-cray, and they spent all of Sunday shitting their dumbfuck memes onto Dear Leader's crappy app. thank you for your attention to today's post, in which I parse it all. plus: Donny lies about helping out at Ground Zero. ugh. link is here: bit.ly/4gErFnM

you know, I’ve been writing these posts almost every day for almost four years now — when when you do that, you eventually run out of different ways to convey that Donny is fucking nuts. but he is — he’s fucking nuts. he’s got a screw loose. he’s lost his marbles. he’s crazier than a shithouse rat. he’s stark barking bonkers. he’s mad as a hatter. he’s off his rocker. some village is missing its idiot. he’s out of his mind. he’s nutty as a fruitcake. he’s out where the buses don’t run. he’s got bats in his belfry. he’s wandering in the tall weeds. he’s a basket case. he’s gone off the deep end. he’s not all there. he’s out of his skull. he’s a few french fries short of a happy meal. he’s mad as a March hare. he’s foaming at the mouth. he’s a brick or two shy a full load. his elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top floor. he’s not playing with a full deck. he’s a dim bulb. he’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. he’s a few sandwiches short of a picnic. he’s not playing with a full deck.

the light are on, but no one’s home.

can we just set up a fake Oval Bordello where Donny can pretend to be president and play patty-cake with his diaper nurse and stay out of trouble? FUN TRUE FACT: that's exactly what Donny's family did for his demented father Fred. thank you for your attention, etc. link is here: bit.ly/4gErFnM

now here’s a fun, true story. when Donny’s tyrant Klansman father Fred was completely lost to Alzheimer’s, his family built him a fake office where he would go every day to sign fake papers and have fake phone conversations with his secretary. having a familiar place to go every day kept old Fred happy and out of trouble.

can we just do that with Donny? can we build him a fake Oval Bordello down at his shitty Florida golf motel, and let him sit there all day long, posting dumbfuck memes onto his crappy app, playing Hide the Brain Cells with his diaper nurse, signing fake executive orders and holding fake press conferences? we could even put a fake Big Red Button on his fake Resolute Desk, so he could fake-nuke Iran.

come on. Donny’s brain has left the station. 25th Amendment now. as I never tire of saying, I’ll take my chances with the couch fucker.

DO NOT LET REPUBLICANS ERASE THEIR RELATIONSHIP WITH DONALD TRUMP and MAGA. "At least seven conservative candidates ... have altered their websites to either tone down or delete references to Trump and Make America Great Again rhetoric" TIE THEM TO HIM FOR ETERNITY. wapo.st/3SyCH4S

Republican House candidates tone down Trump on their campaign websites

Several congressional hopefuls have removed or downplayed mentions of the president and his priorities as Trump’s popularity wanes.

wapo.st

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