New parking meter deal passes! Good job @scottwaguespack.bsky.social, Dowell, Lee, and all the rest of the team!!! FORTY SIX - THREE

Do y'all ever feel very lonely and then when you're with people, you just want to go home?

Pitch Your Peeps is back! We're entering cozy season so join us to find someone to share that throw blanket with. In this economy we make our own heat! Thursday, October 8th 7PM at Nobody's Darling Tickets + info on how to pitch -> PitchYourPeeps.com 35+ to be pitched |21+ to attend

Why are Anne Hathaway's lips always so dry? Not a judgment of her beauty, more confusion about why she's never used a ChapStick. She can clearly afford it. I started buying it with my 5th grade lunch money. Keep your lips from crackin with some ChapStick shellackin.

There's an interesting conversation about Ryan Murphy shows and if they are historically accurate. I am a true crime person so I can tell you they are not. But they are dumb, campy, and recently featured Charlie Hunnam's butt so I approve.

Sex is great but have you had a caviar sandwich? (Obelix)

I both love that folks are doing this and so so scared they'll get yeast infections.

Chicago River Swim

The Chicago River Swim is on Friday September 18, 2026 to Sunday September 20, 2026. It includes the following events: 2-Mile Swim Application, 1-Mile Swim Application, 2-Mile Swim, 1-Mile Swim, and T...

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- sale of Omni air (ice ties) - profit sharing without data sharing - 50% employees have to be Chicago residents - earmarked funds for pensions - more....

City Council leaders broker compromise on parking meters, focus of the deal Chicagoans love to hate

The proposal calls for the City Council to approve a $2.53 billion sale to Stonepeak Partners in exchange for tangible benefits that could chip away at the city's $882.4 million budget gap.

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A small gift to having a husband is that you get to recap celebrity scandals with full details and updates when he learns about it a week later.

If you have a personal bottle of hot sauce at work, you're my people. PS: I won't be mad if you show me your bottle.

The creators of AI definitely haven't seen War Games. That movie scared me so much I was worried about starting a nuclear war every time I played Pong.

Devastating. Everyone in this story deserved better. I'll never understand why someone chooses to kill rather than move on.

Mother who beat addiction fatally shot snuggling in bed with her 2 daughters, sister and police say

"It's unfortunate for her to lose her life to gun violence, for her to lose her life to a person she loved and adored so much," Regina Salter, Crystal Salter's younger sister, said. "It's sad we lost ...

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The number of times I say, “I shouldn’t have eaten that,” is astronomical.

I keep forgetting I have threads. How many social medias do we have to keep up with. What do you primarily use?

"Men should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power."

My liquor store clerk just said to me, "You're never gonna believe this, but I was just thinking about how I haven't seen you in a while." I can't tell if I should be embarrassed cause I go there so often or proud because he hasn't seen me in a while.

Opens news feeds, "Wow. It's amazing how many people are murdered everyday."

I love how no one seems to be interested that Tupac's murder has been solved? Clearly old people like me are not on Bluesky 😂

I forgot Taylor Swift got married

How many of you watched the Pastor's Wife and how many of you would have walked out of the sermon when the Pastor started talking about how much wives needed to bang their husbands? You can always watch it and come back to this thread hahahahaha

It's kinda chic to not give a fuck.

I cannot believe this wig wearing orange monster is still alive. Someone slip something into his drink. My god, where is Lady Olenna Tyrell when we need her?

Thanks to @jennpozner.bsky.social & @veronicaeye.bsky.social for adding me to this starter pack! Wait til they find out I'm not a feminist as much as I am a femiBITCH. Oooh! I just made that up. I am a writer!

Y'all, I'm never on bluesky because I literally forget I have it. THAT SAID, I am gonna try to see if I can be of use here (I will not be) so I'll start by saying you are amazing and gorgeous and seriously, your ass looks like a juicy ripe peach.

In the last two weeks, three men have told me I intimidate them. I like it.

I keep forgetting I have a bluesky account.

I asked a young Walgreens employee where the draino was and she replied, "What is that?" Which leads me to believe she has never ever, ever ever, had a problem. Wow.

Suddenly I want to listen to Janet Jackson. Do you have a fav song from her?