I’ll be honest, I hate working a job that operates under billable hours. You want justification for the hours I billed for a task that you thought would do for free? You didn’t include my task in the budget?
Part-Time Shrimp 🦐
@hartlesmage.bsky.social
Little Critter Enthusiast | He/Him | Chicago | Grumpy Asian man | Aether - Adamantoise (FFXIV) | Ask me about my fish or arthropods 🦐🐟🪲🕷️🦂 Suggestive and NSFW at times Currently Playing: Final Fantasy XIV, Octopath Traveler 0, Overwatch 2
Need to make more cutoff shirts with breathable material. Poor shirt is drenched 😪
Hey you! Yeah, you! Going to Market Days? Looking to support a local theater doing great things? Check out the @theneo-futurists.bsky.social! Their main show The Infinite Wrench is on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday and my favorite thing to do in the city! neofuturists.org/events/thein...
The Infinite Wrench | The Neo-Futurist Theater
49 of 52 weeks a year / FRI & SAT @ 10:30, SUN @ 7 / The Neo-Futurists’ flagship show features 30 plays performed with honesty, risk, and chance.
neofuturists.org
Let Sam explain how Dropout got The Don Hertzfeldt Collection... 🍌 @donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social
Listening to Jack Wolfe’s rendition of Epic III from Hadestown, just to feel something today
Seeing my brother-in-law’s surfboard business slowly but surely take off is so cool 🏄
Risking it all on unopened boxed chai tea mix that says “best before May 2026”
Welcome to the CAMBRIAN FECAL REVOLUTION. We didn't name it the Cambrian fecal explosion for obvious reasons. I'm happy to share this paper on fecal matter and its role in Cambrian ecosystems. So if you want to read a really shitty paper (50 days free access): authors.elsevier.com/a/1nYg8cZ3X7...
Now why the hell is work blowing up the second I put my OOO message out for the morning
No cheating post your lock screen
Joseph@historydepartment.bsky.social · 2d agoNo cheating post your lock screen
Give me your heart make it real or else forget about it
My friend telling me he survived YET ANOTHER round of layoffs
I still think about the way how the Shadowbringers OST has carried over into the later expansions in FFXIV to this day. An absolute masterclass in story crafting.
Hunmu Rruk if you read this I’m free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free
Butt flies and birbs 🦋🐤 Took @historydepartment.bsky.social to the Peggy Notebaert Nature Museum for the first time and was specially chosen by one of its residents!
Aquarium water changed 🐠🔄 Root tabs added 🌱💊 Tarantulas fed 🕷️🍗 Beetle larva substrate changed 🪲🔄 Gecko and fish food prepared 🐟🦎🧑🍳 Feeder insect cultures remade and fed 🪳🪰🪱 Plants watered 🪴💦 WHEW 🥴
Are they…? You know. My closer, more personal friends @bridgemt.bsky.social and @hartlesmage.bsky.social? At the Sonic Chaos Hunt pop-up in downtown Chicago? 💎
GOOD MORNING TO @bridgemt.bsky.social AND @astralcitymini.com ARE WE READY TO FACE PERFECT CHAOS DOWNTOWN
Had the opportunity to crack out the good ol’ Sega Dreamcast with someone who never had the opportunity to play a PEAK CONSOLE 🌀
my new single is out internationally... but I wanna give my fav Bluesky babes an early listen. "Passed Out At The Pop Show" is live on Bandcamp if you want to hear! free, or pay what you want to download. jakegiles.bandcamp.com/track/passed...
Passed Out At The Pop Show, by Jake Giles
track by Jake Giles
jakegiles.bandcamp.com
I don’t know about you, but I think a gay guy Broadway karaoke night would absolutely heal me
Today’s Shark Week viewing is a “modern documentary/reality” of divers going into the waters to see sharks, scoring points for what they see. I’m barely 30 minutes in and it’s… kinda hard to watch.