I think we should all sign up for the soon to be announced Trump Care. We are all gonna die someday anyway.
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speaking of obsessions, it is easy to understand Rand Paul's neighbor's feelings.🤪
They told Lauren Boebert that if she wanted to be on the Intelligence Committee she had to speak to the Chair... #LaurenBoebertIsSoDumb
I spoke with Mitch McConnell today. And had lunch with Elvis.
#BAFTD Don’t subscribe to Infowars… You can’t handle the “truth”! www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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The move would allow the satire site to turn Alex Jones' conspiracist creation into a parody of itself.
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#BAFTD When you can’t negotiate a nuclear disarmament with an enemy, pay them $20 billion dollars to buy their uranium. That way they can just buy already made nukes from N Korea.
If the United States is going to go around the world causing regime changes, we should practice here first.
#BAFTD Bad Advice For The Day Prove that you are the Peace President by stating WWIII. With a bonus side affect of tanking the worlds economy.
Wow I have a number of authors following me. They must be desperate for ideas. Just kidding. I am an avid reader. #Humor
#BAFTD Bad Advice For The Day No you didn’t have a bad dream yesterday. It was Trumps State of the Union speech.
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#BAFTD Bad Advice For Today Watch the State of the Union I can’t believe I said that.
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#BAFTD I can’t tell if tariffs are good or bad…. POTUS likes them, but SCOTUS doesn’t...
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#BAFTD A coupon for fast food makes a great Valentine’s Day gift.
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No sarcasm today Today every Blue State Government needs to call up their National Guard and use them to physically expel BCP and ICE from their states.
I’m thinking I may need to start digging a bomb shelter. Can I borrow a shovel? And can you come dig it for me?
#BAFTD When you need a distraction…. Start an international war….
My wife put a bag of popcorn in the microwave and it burned three days ago. The smell is still around. I think it could be used to hide the smell of a decomposing body. Now that’s an Unethical Life Pro Tip for ya!
If you own stock in Heinz Catsup. You may want to keep that stick for a while. I think their sales is going to jump sky high.
Famous Quote: When all else fails, do something stupid so people talk about that instead. Release the Epstien Files
Bad advice for the day #BAFTD Pull my finger… Go ahead, I dare you.
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