Keenan Johnson

@keenanjohnson.com

Freelance Human. Founded some hardware startups. Loves making things. Currently in London. https://www.keenanjohnson.com/ https://www.breadboardfoundry.com/ https://www.ribbitnetwork.org/ https://sifa.id/p/keenanjohnson.com

Watched a friend go on Facebook to sell a toaster and there is some absurd stuff on there. Like I saw a post that was “We may need to move our farm operations in the near future. Anyone have experience in moving their farm?”. Like what does that mean. They are picking up the crops from the field?

I try not to be a hater about most things, but when people use non deterministic software (like llms) to do things like add up math tables etc, I definitely make a loud sighing noise.

Watched the new spider person movie. Very relatable as a maker. Your stuff is barely working all the time, you keep asking for help, end up having to borrow some supplies from your defense industry friends.

I get so many emails now that are like: "HALLO I RED YOU HAVE BIZ_NASS AND COULD YOU USE MOAR SRRVICES TO HELLP YOU ACCLERATE GROOWTH? WE OFFER EXXACTLY THIS SERVICES. DO YOU LIKE IT? WHAT ARE TOP FIVE THINGS YOU WISH SRVICED TO ACCEL EXPONENTIAL / INNOVATE"

Was just contacted and asked to help an alumni network group build their own sorta social media / private thing to break out of their current use of facebook groups / slack etc. Can’t tell if it’s a good idea / project or one of those cursed kind of everyone tries this things.

I just watched a huge talk on the history of OOP (object oriented programming) where they went back and basically did a bunch of anthropology through papers letters to figure out the origin / why of it. Very cool and I feel like I could really get into that type of thing.

Just found out there is a conference called better software conference which is just dedicated to people discussing software engineering as a craft and how to be better. That just fills me with hope as most of the discourse I'm exposed to goes the other way.

My conspiracy theory is that most small websites that have ads don't actually make money. They just can't figure out a better way to incentivize people to pay to upgrade other than to remove ads.

Heard from two different people at biggish companies that slide presentations are dead. Everyone just asks LLMs to make bespoke websites for meetings etc that people click around in.

One of my new pet peeves in engineering is people sending ascii block diagrams that are most likely generated by LLMs that "almost" make sense, but will have one crucial confusing bit. Like a hardware component connected into a philosophical idea. Just connect USB to existential dread