Ramon Eijkemans

@eikhart.com

SEO-automator at https://eikhart.com by day; Stoic philosopher & raver by night. Dad & husband in the morning, afternoon and evening. No sleep. -> SEO freelancers pack: https://go.bsky.app/M5AbWF3 -> BE-NL SEO pack: https://go.bsky.app/3PLeqfx

Not joking: just saw an 'SEO audit' a client of mine received: - merge 5 pages that are duplicate (fair, they seem to be duplicate) - fill in 32 missing meta-descriptions That's it. The site, according to Google, now has 17.200 URLs indexed.

TIL that a hairdresser named ‘Best Cut’ exists in Canterbury, England. This company should not, i repeat, should NOT use this name in the Netherlands.

I *don’t* care how good your outreach is, how smart your agent can hook into posts i’ve written. If you email me without me asking, and especially if you keep doing that, i’ll block you out of principle and will surely never ever buy from you.

Maybe this is my mind being weird (coming from an academic history/philosophy) background and combining that with 20+ years in SEO, but i have no trouble at all accepting the probabilistic nature of LLM outputs. It depends

So … when society collapses because of greed and stupidity, and knowledge about canonicals and hreflangs cease to be useful: what will be your next job?