keep reading my old livejournal in times of crisis; should i mention this to my therapist

’PRIMETIME’ hitting VOD three days after it finally gets a uk release…u have 2 laugh don’t you

“the tubs“ is still one of the worst band names ever btw.

It’s October 1st

if some yank ruins it for me i am going to go insane

Hannah Strong@hannahstrong.co.uk · last wk.

for the love of god can a24 just announce when the UK is getting you can see everything

thank GOD it’s october.

vomiting after a moderately stressful family gathering at which you have to confront everyone’s mortality…paging dr freud!!!!

i just think it’s so sick when your friends are in bands that absolutely rip (grim harvest forever!!)

feel like pure shit just want Albert Heijn back x

really like the odd specificity of someone taking a vigdis hjorth book from our hotel room (of all the things you could steal!!)

assorted dutch observations 24 hours in: nobody wears sunglasses, or has tattoos(?!); can’t believe cars actively stop to let you cross the road; insane country of smokers; didn’t know ”coffee” shops were allowed outside of amsterdam; unbelievable number of cockerpoos everywhere.

dan bejar is on our train; never seen @bain4z.bsky.social so close to losing the plot in real time.

huge day to be both a macklemore truther and an ed sheeran hater.

love the NHS, obviously, but i spent all of this summer grappling with a crohn’s flare and i have to tell you: having a 2 minute long phone call with your consultant- after two scans/scopes, one of which you were hoping for results from- does not feel like good, adequate care!!!

maybe the worst vibe i’ve ever had, rocking up to CEX to purchase this the day before the big 25th anniversary.

almost comical how much better i feel when i can dress for autumnal weather.

<whispers> too much discussion about phoebe bridgers’ leg hair and not enough chat about how her forehead and top lip are now botox frozen.

converge’s JANE DOE is twenty five years old today and is still absolutely PEERLESS. thank you for melting my adolescent brain and changing my life completely!!!!

bumping this, as i sit drinking plenvu in my kitchen (iykyk):

a.@aprylhm.bsky.social · 2mo ago

wrote about JACKASS, bodies, and being in a crohn’s flare: aprylhm.substack.com/p/36-hello-m...

just remembered ”labubus”

spinning a lot of plates at the moment but it's reassuring to know that the one thing that IS going to inevitably break me will be the sheer amount of fruit flies that seem to have infiltrated my house.

solidarity with all those enduring texts from their partner as they watch the GTA6 trailer.

fucking hell, man. tim curry!!!!!! brutal 24 hours for legends who once hung out with the muppets.

good and normal, i think, to be experiencing fatigue so bad that i am falling asleep at my desk.

forever a baddie, who understood the transformative power of books & reading. a god amongst men, an absolute icon. rest in power, dolly ❤️‍🩹

Back to work tomorrow, how much does it cost to fake a death?

saw fiddlehead last night; can’t be anything other than corny about it, because ‘between the richness’ got me through a summer of deep depression in 2021 & i think it’s fine to care about things that make you happy!!!

wrote about JACKASS, bodies, and being in a crohn’s flare: aprylhm.substack.com/p/36-hello-m...

#36: Hello, My Name is Johnny Knoxville: Welcome to Hell

(Extremely Johnny Knoxville voice): Hi, I’m Apryl and I’m going to write earnestly about Jackass.

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