“And I bet you that Kara would say ‘those are so juvenile. I’d never fall victim to those.’ And yet she’d probably try to strangle me about a minute and a half into the song that doesn’t end.”
Conner Kent / Kon-El
@steelkon.bsky.social
My name is Kon-El. I’m a clone created by CADMUS using the Kryptonian DNA of Superman and the human DNA of Lex Luthor. I was designed to be a weapon. But I’m far more than that.
“I mean, there’s the song that doesn’t end. The song that gets on everybody’s nerves. The I’m not touching you method. Bringing up the game. Mimicking every word they say. Step your game up.”
“It’s actually really easy to piss someone off, Kara. You’re just not trying hard enough if you can’t.”
“I actually have the perfect way to deter any fox girls.”
“I lost my powers once. I sort of cheated and used a flight ring and some gadgets to keep fighting the good fight. But I don’t think everyone has access to that. Or support from CADMUS.”
I got asked to say six seven once. I mean…sure. Whatever. Sex Seven
// Honestly I have so many mixed feelings about “Spider-Boy” Why did they not give him web shooters and gave him a web gun? It doesn’t make much sense. Just give him web shooters!
I heard Kara burned the princess outfit while listening to a Jimmy Eat World cover
“Well, yeah. Didn’t exactly like seeing a friend die. Except not really die. And also seeing friend dealing with the aftermath of dying but not really dying. It was NOT a fun time.”
“Probably worse for you, but same here. Definitely top ten worst things I’ve had to experience. Shockingly, dying ranks lower.“
BART ALLEN@impulsivespeedster.bsky.social · last mo.❝ Let's NOT talk about that. I still have nightmares. ❞
If any founding member of Young Justice is bald, just know we are probably going through things
It was a beet? Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica
// Meanwhile my brain went to Princess Connie and that’s…an idea.
Hey. If you find Princess Kara’s lost slipper, you get to marry her.
“Pfff. Imagine not being able to teleport.” points at his wrist teleporter which he fully admits he forgets he has
“I’m on a few wanted lists myself. Mostly Knuds and Dominators.”
// and I’m just reminded of the Robot Chicken sketch where Livewire gets Supergirl a Kryptonite dildo and she dies
“How? I hear hardlight and you know what I think of? All the times I took hard light blows to the face! Really beat down my ass.”
“Kara…it doesn’t sound like that at all. I think you just may be…a bit…you know… ……..how can I put this in a subtle way?” he leans against a wall, a look of deep thought “……..horny…….” He couldn’t think of another word
“And we all know how well you treat family”
Lex Luthor@lexcorpceo.bsky.social · 3mo ago“LexCorp employees never truly retire. They will always be family”