I got it dw

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social · 2w ago

The FDA has recalled sourdough bread due to contamination with "shards of metal."

If you make a slop "recomp" we're sending Scary Piano after you. Do not test us.

ouuuh.....

Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics)@markoraassina.bsky.social · 2y ago

Big Game Hunter

The E in Professor E Gadd stands for estrogen

I just starved to death

Here's how to turn off the Gen-AI training on Twitch. Step 1. Go to Account Settings. Step 2. Go to Security & Privacy. Step 3. Scroll all the way down till you see "Training for Generative AI". Step 4. Turn that son of a bitch off forever. Step 5. Profit. Hope this helps anyone! ❤️

it is your moral imperative to put shulk in a dress

My Hungry Ass will eat Just About Anything

$5 off all eShop titles for lesbians.

I'm a little sad i'll have to rebury all my video game cartridges & discs soon. Y'know, for my winter hibernation

Everytime I eat a copy of brain age I get just a little bit smarter. Today I learned about 9

I don't eat slop.

read my vague posts peasant

yuri

wario's water machine

Nobody ever reads my pamphlets.

Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody]@nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Eating Nintendo Switch cartridges also gives you diarrhea but you don't see us flaunting that on the package.

feed me more dot com

braapppp

the only water i drink is from these things

Does anybody have something I can eat?

mmm..... linux mint.....

@sonyplaystation.bsky.social Listen, bub. You keep supplying the discs, and i'll keep 'taking care of them' for you.

Metroid ravenous. Samus is back and she's hungrier than ever.

gugh

Sorry for the inactivity, I died

burp