When your couch sitting Sunday takes an impromptu turn for the better
Patrick Sauer
@pjsauer.bsky.social
Writer of stuff. SAHD-Man. Montana then, Brooklyn now. patricksauer.contently.com patrickjsauer@mac.com if you need me for anything scriberly
Come for the impossible Robin Hood-level shot. Stay for the guy blasting himself in the junk with a confetti cannon.
There is so much I going on here
Can someone younger in the know tell me if Hasan Piker, a person I’d never heard of until like two weeks ago, is really a well-known figure and not some niche leftie bomb-thrower?
Holy fackin’ shite we’re through the looking glass with this simulation on this one @thefrankiedlc.news
Jack Nicholson's Iconic Smile
ALT: Jack Nicholson's Iconic Smile
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Should I do a post that analyzes when and how each Boston sports team utilizes "Shipping Up to Boston"
RIP Don Nelson, he retired to Hawai’i to play poker and smoke weed and look like this, he’s literally the goal
Randall Cunningham, for all you youngs out there youtu.be/YKTsEE73n28?...
The Ultimate Weapon - Randall Cunningham Career Highlights
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can already tell the first football player i’m gonna give my future nieces and nephews the “you just had to be there to see him” treatment over is matthew stafford
At Saturday morning hoops, a guy brought a box of donuts because it was another guy’s birthday. Good dudes continue to rock.
The Bourdain biopic is hella fun. The kid from the Holdovers has “it” for sure. And Antonio Banderas is aging nicely. Definitely worth popcorn and A/C.
Tony Nodding
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Afternoon plan: coldest beer in the coldest movie theater, raising that glass while waxing rhapsodically about the humble beauty of pooped corn kernels with salt and butter in honor of this wonderful man….
Anthony Bourdains Negroni
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Early Tom Waits song: All the ladies in this bar Are like rhinestone-shaped goodbyes I miss my baby Late Tom Waits somg: Crank up the hog alarm and swig that gasoline We're gonna set fire to Panama with a goose fat machine
early Nick Cave song: ah took a SPIKE aht a muh VEIN en stabbed the RACIAL SLUR raht in his BRANE late Nick Cave song: ohhhhh oh ohh ohhh mah lord on high horses are so beautiful and nobody will tell me why oh why
When you drop 4K words about two tennis legends on an unsuspecting editor
Robin Haase's Archery-Style Tennis Serve
ALT: Robin Haase's Archery-Style Tennis Serve
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When I posted this 30K oral history of the McCarren Pool Parties to launch a site nobody had ever heard of, it got a nice write-up I. Brooklyn Vegan and exploded. This is a real loss yet again, at the whims of idiots. Pour one out… RIP www.brooklynvegan.com/read-an-oral...
read an oral history on Williamsburg's McCarren Pool Parties
The bands, the dodgeball and slip-n-slides, free beer, the dead guy, and more -- it's all discussed in this new oral history about the mid-'00s McCarren Pool Parties.
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“Music publications BrooklynVegan, Alternative Press, Revolver, and Goldmine have been gutted by parent company Veeps... Nearly all the staff at each publication appear to have been laid off yesterday. Veeps, which is now owned by Live Nation, acquired the publications in 2024 or 2025”
My daughter is doing a month long exchange program in Brittany, France. She called to excitedly tell me they have edible biscuit spoons with the frozen yogurt. Kid knows the kind of things I want to know about that Gallic culture. 🇫🇷
crabcakes, football and retaliatory gerrymandering, thats what maryland does
It happened to my wife the same year the vaccine came out and abdolutely positively had nothing to do with her turning 54, now that you mention it. Bless you. #PowerToMrsCatPower
Cat Power is antivax
Mass 8/25 @squawkinsports.bsky.social email just went out, only one irritated response this time. progress! Whatever, their loss. Join @davidjroth.bsky.social @the2ndserve.bsky.social @mattfutterman.bsky.social @juliekliegman.com rb.gy/fpvq55
Hell yeah @alexsegura.com
We are seeing an increased ICE presence in NYC - making it imperative that NYers KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. I wrote a comic with @mayor.nyc.gov @nycimmigrants.bsky.social @davidhahn.bsky.social @elllewrightart.bsky.social @tayloresposito.bsky.social to do that! DOWNLOAD: www.weteachnyc.org/resources/co...
We are seeing an increased ICE presence in NYC - making it imperative that NYers KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. I wrote a comic with @mayor.nyc.gov @nycimmigrants.bsky.social @davidhahn.bsky.social @elllewrightart.bsky.social @tayloresposito.bsky.social to do that! DOWNLOAD: www.weteachnyc.org/resources/co...
RIP Vincent Pastore. Playing the turncoat mobster Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero on The Sopranos was of course his biggest accomplishment. But he wasn't that guy. When I think of him, I see him sitting on the set wearing a teal cardigan and eyeglasses with a chain, reading The New York Times.
A good commissioner steps in now before every WNBA game becomes a rightwing performance space, like school board meetings were during peak CRT. You just have to throw the hammer down on this. Do not give them an inch.
riley gaines is at the minnesota lynx vs indiana fever game posing with people courtside as they line up for photos
The Dink is a perfect low-grade hangover foldin’ laundry drinkin’ ice coffee movie. 5 situational stars.
My man @risenc.bsky.social gets this killer obit gig but somehow never mentions where his eyeballs ended up.
Vincent Pastore, Actor on ‘The Sopranos,’ Dies at 80 (Gift Article)
He played Salvatore Bonpensiero, a mobster’s foot soldier turned F.B.I. informant known to his friends as Big Pussy, on the celebrated HBO series.
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