Do you have it with you—?

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · 22h ago

Yes-.

ahem . . . 𝐰𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 . ✫彡

No! Well.. hold on.... do you have a lawyer suit..?

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · last wk.

I'd be surprised if your lawyer wasn't the one to do that to you.

I'm not answering that without my lawyer present

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · last wk.

Who even locked you in there like that?

Woah momma—

Quiet scary spiderlady, I'm trying to rizz my boss

Ahahah no....

.....So you ARE meeting me in the closet RIGHT? Either way, I am tied to the shelf—

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · last wk.

No? That's, "HR better not find out."

Hahah #relatable. Right robbie? rob? roberto?

poured my coffee hot enough to burn your kisses off my tongue.

My bad, thought I had those notifs turned to silent—

Its called being #Dedicated 💪 On that #WorkGrind 💪

But its the company supply closet so wouldnt that be work related..

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · last wk.

Business has a place at work, not in the bedroom. Trust me, I've had enough one night stands at the local bars to know.

Late night marketing research.

..... Got it. No bitcoin pillowtalk. What about crypto? Stock's? No? Or yes?

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · last wk.

Depends. If you talk about bitcoin then no.

...To be freaky, right? Right?

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · 3w ago

I don't know... Someone might end up pushing you back into the closet.

Aren't we all, are you going to get me out of here or not

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · 4w ago

I'm concerned about you.

No, the thought has never occurred to me

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · 4w ago

Have you ever thought of not panting at every pretty face that talks to you?

Oh like I'm not supposed to have at least a half-chub when lured to a supply closet????

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · 4w ago

Wha- You did not just.

Take your time I need a moment to let it deflate anyways—

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · 4w ago

How- You know what, I'm not going to even ask. Let me finish my coffee and I'll let you out.

Nooooo..... Supply closet..

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · 4w ago

Did someone lock you up in the gym again?

I'm dying. Suffering ohhh the pain..

𝙈𝙚𝙘𝙝𝙖 𝙈𝙖𝙣 .ᐟ.ᐟ@dadbodmech.bsky.social · 4w ago

What's up Sonar?

Where's that little guy. That little fella. Robby, Roberto, Rob,

oh my shit oh my fuck

* 𝐈N𝓥ES†ㅤ𝓙𝓝 ◝ ㅤТAℒᴇ𝓝†.@countingseconds.bsky.social · 2y ago

ᅠᅠㅤ ㅤᅠᅠ 𝐀𝐇 ⸝⸝ 𝑨𝑯𝑯 【 ❗️ 】 S𝐂R𝐄A𝐌I𝐍 * 𝒻𖦹я ϻ℮ | 𝕭AḆᧇ. | ᅠᅠㅤ𝓐ℌ – 𝐀𝐇𝐇 「 🫀. 」 ── .✦ ㅤ𞋎ℹ𝓴𝑒 ꪗ𝗢𝐔◝ Ʀ𝓔 𝖌𝓾ᥒᥒ𝛂 ⸝⸝ Ɗᥫ᭡𝐄 ⚠︎ #horrorrp. #mvrp. #ocrp.

Three ☝️

You all want me dead. DEAD.

THREE OR I JUMP.

Three.

I'm off the clock I know my rights ☝️