There is a 90% chance Pearl Jam's new drummer will be named Dave, Matt, or Josh.
The Unabeefer
@theunabeefer.bsky.social
Author of TIMECLOCK and The Adventures of Skybird & Air-boy. Anarchist. Inhuman dork.
Open up my Bible. This is my last resort. Crucifixion. Redeeming. Won't get to heaven if I cut my arm bleeding...
I love watching music reactions on YouTube, but I feel like when I refer to "the autistic harp lady" anyone and everyone who pays attention to music reactions knows who I'm talking about... If you don't know, you aren't paying attention.
People who pace on transit platforms stress me out.
I love that there's a YouTuber reaction channel that I can refer to as "the autistic harp lady" and my wife knows exactly who I'm talking about, and it's completely accurate and wonderful.... And anyone else who knows who I'm talking about would probably also be like "Yeah, not wrong."
Dan Nigro out here lk producing music for young women and men in their 40s
Just got 2 different shaped Aleve out of one bottle.
The Civil War is genuinely my favorite subplot on Twin Peaks.
Anyone who knows me knows I eat McDonald's multiple times. I genuinely love the food. 🍔
Watching The Dark Knight Rises and rooting for Bane, the actual hero...
At least he was able to get those rad glam photos with his cute little coat before losing his job.
These ICE morons think they're so tough... Who do they think they are? Carl and The Passions?
I would love to say that we've never had a child r-pist as president before, but who am I to say what Taft was up to? Franklin Pierce? Who knows? I'm pretty sure furries weren't a thing at that point, so...? Just saying...
"The ox and lamb kept time..." Um, isn't that the job of the drummer?
No Muppet movie has only one human cast member. Why do people keep coming up with hypothetical remake casts with "only one human" as if that was ever a thing??? Stop that. It's inept. You're all inept.
At what point are we all just going to admit that there's literally no reason for the US government to exist anymore, because it all means absolutely nothing... And then we can just be done with the whole thing and move on with our lives?
Just remembered I had started a Martin and Lewis marathon some time ago, so now I'm watching That's My Boy (1951), not to be confused with the Adam Sandler movie that did not star Jerry Lewis nor Dean Martin.
Amazon announced 14,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $40M last year. UPS announced 48,000 layoffs. Its CEO made over $24M last year. Intel announced 20,000 layoffs. Its new CEO's pay package is valued at nearly $69M. This is what I mean when I say the system is rigged.
Delighted by the thought of AIPAC having to think about how much money they wasted...
Haich or tee tee orgy oru... Snip and clip and torch your toroos... You kin tick me hot to goru
"And it's not a bad life, but I'm just a trad wife..." - Taylor Swift probably.
I'm looking forward to the Trainwrecords on Taylor's new album. @shadowtodd.bsky.social
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves is essentially the "Roadhouse" Robin Hood movie.... It's not BAD... but it's bad... It's not GOOD... but it's good. It's utterly fucking stupid, but I eat up every minute of it.
I've been online since the late 80's... but I just realized I've been CHRONICALLY online since 1993 when WBS Chat became a thing. The One, The Only... The Unabeefer. Official King of ComedyClub. "Worship me or DIE!"
I'm really good at this stuff... All your countries are going to hell.
