JunkyardJedi

@junkyardjedi.bsky.social

She/Her. Reylo. Former Roller Derby Skater. Gremlin. AI is theft. PFP by @miranhasart Insta: @danaripleywrites AO3: junkyardjeditrash

here’s the title and the first few paragraphs of my sleepy hollow au one shot! it’s gonna be a long one, folks. tw: blood, gore #reyloww

The headless horseman on a rearing horse with the following text:
the devil and all his works
a legend of sleepy hollow au for reyloween
by ssalemghostss
19.10.26Feathers brush his cheeks like hurried whispers carried on a breeze. It isn’t until the talons begin grating along his scalp that his weary eyes blink open.

The ravens dissipate to croak and titter amongst the barren tree boughs. 

The dawn paints the blood in such a fascinating light.

Three bodies this time, all scattered in the clearing around him. Eyes gone, heads decapitated, limbs bent in impossible ways. Blood splashed on the grass, staining the wildflower petals. Staining him, too.

He can feel it drying beneath his fingernails—a sticky crust that seeps into his cuticles and crackles when he flexes his fingers. His mouth tastes like copper and ash and his heartbeat is sluggish. There’s also the terrible pain in his head, like a knife is being viciously stabbed into his frontal lobe all while needles pierce his cerebellum until a pulsating, searing pain echoes down his spine.

It’s always like this when he wakes. The ravens, the pain, the blood, and the bodies. Every year at the same time, on the same night, he becomes a threat to everyone around him. He transforms into a headless monster atop a terrifying horse. The lack of his head bears one small blessing, at least: it allows him to continue to walk amongst the townsfolk of Sleepy Hollow, a place he’s called home for over a hundred years—a place he can never leave. He can retain the peoples’ trust without any worry; he’s never been anything more than a friendly reporter.
aestivaltide@aestivaltide.bsky.social · 8h ago

It's WIP Wednesday! Share your WIPs! Are you working on a drawing, painting or other #reyloart? Your latest fic? A manip or moodie? Video, animation or comics ? Something else? Let's see those fabulous WIPs! Tag them #reyloww - would love to see them & will RT!

not only can i not do anythjng without @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social and @thelivingblues.bsky.social, i also don’t want to 🫶. my beloveds, my treasures, my desr friends thank you to every reylo ho participated!whether you wrote a fic, crafted a moodie, or cracked jokes, you made this so fun.

a still from ducktales 2017 of huey (red shirt/cap), dewey (blue), and louie (green). if you can’t immediately tell which duck is nine and blue and me, pause and search your heart and the answer will wash over you.
nine@ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 2d ago

i couldn't do anything without my co-conspirators, my beloved fellow heist partners in fandom, the spreadsheet royalty to my court jester canva-ing. love @thelivingblues.bsky.social and @janejanajuno.bsky.social BAD 4eva and thanks to all the reylos for showing up! see y'all for the next one

i couldn't do anything without my co-conspirators, my beloved fellow heist partners in fandom, the spreadsheet royalty to my court jester canva-ing. love @thelivingblues.bsky.social and @janejanajuno.bsky.social BAD 4eva and thanks to all the reylos for showing up! see y'all for the next one

picture of three cats: one all white, one orange, and one black and white. all cats are wearing heart shaped hats; from left to right: a white hat with a blue ribbon, a pink hat with a red ribbon, and a red hat with a gold ribbon.
blue@thelivingblues.bsky.social · 3d ago

gratitude always, to @janejanajuno.bsky.social + @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social for being the best friends / three-person-mod-team-teammates to ever attempt The Job additional thanks to the inevitable @junkyardjedi.bsky.social & @binarystars3.bsky.social for their wisdom + for being the blueprint 🗺

SCOOP: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it. What did we find? It ended up at an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. Yes. This is literally the logo outside the Amazon warehouse door. Read now:

We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility

We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.

404media.co

And maybe we'll get lucky (and we'll both live again) #reylofakeit 3/3 complete CW/ purge au, violence, and now with smut On the first purge Rey runs away. Five years later she comes back and finds that she's not the only one changed archiveofourown.org/works/894314...

And maybe we'll get lucky (And we'll both live again) - Chapter 1 - Blueyedgurl - Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

archiveofourown.org

and just like that, #reylofakeit has come to its natural conclusion 😌. seeing reylos rally around our fake dating flag has been the best! if you've read fic, participated in the teasers, or created something that is (or will be!) in our collection: thank you, we love you, we're rooting for you 💞.

opening my trench coat and offering you alll,,, 12 carefully composed #reylo fic recommendations :) courtesy of your #reylofakeit mod team

Richard Scarry's characters, Huckle Cat and Lowly worm sit on stools side by side reading books
blue@thelivingblues.bsky.social · 6d ago

Odium Falsum | @peppersweet.bsky.social @peculiargalaxies.bsky.social ao3.org/collections/reylofakeit/works/89773481 — get immersed into this fantasy au set at a magical school! rey and ben are both academic rivals AND lovers, and their secret relationship has proven costly. also, there's a bird 🦅~

book cover with the title Odium Falsum, and the subtitle "or, on the subject of false loathing." the background is black with a photo-negative image of the bodleian library's famous domed spire amidst the the surrounding buildings of oxford. in the bottom right is a sticker that says "a reylo fake hating murder mystery"