This morning I did a whole stand-up-for-my-own-value-as-a-creator thing that doesn’t come all that easy to me, but I did it and I’m happy about it 😤

One like = one mundane fact about myself

Don’t look away 🫵🏻

Right - I need a volunteer. I’ve baked some cinnamon roll banana bread and it’s gonna need glazing. Who’s feeling hydrated and energised, lads? It’s a pretty big bake, you might die but it won’t be for nought.

boonsaudios.com/supporters/a... Half sleep, adoring and horny. That’s how to start the day right 👌🏻🎧

Me frantically trying to get a protein heavy breakfast down me before the stimulants kick in 💀

Dog Eating

ALT: Dog Eating

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M4F listeners who enjoy plot heavy audios: what’s something you’d like to hear more of?

Yes morning sex is great except I get the post-O sleepies and then don’t want to get out of bed.

I want an underwear kitchen dance party but it’s too hot ☹️

Had a Hi Barbie! moment today when I told a girl at the pub that her nails were ‘so Midnight Sun coded’ and she replied ‘that was the brief!!!’ Isnt it just the best when we’re just fuckin NICE to eachother?

Get in, loser. We’re watching (fully credited) porn gifs in a hot bubble bath. 🛀

I had a really bad night and I’d like to see some pets please 😭🥺👉🏻👈🏻

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Hiya. Eating cold pizza in my kitchen at 2am. In my underwear. Cheers. 👍🏻

Just had such a great idea for a dumb af TikTok but I can’t do it because I’m anonymous FUCKSAAAAKE

A new SFW(ish)narrative, out now at BoonsAudios.com. Written by AuralFixationZed. 🌊 ☔️ Stroll through our favourite seaside town, rescue a bulldog and his owner, have tea in a dusty bookshop and make plans for our future in a warm bath. All in a days work.☔️ boonsaudios.com/supporters/a...

Ramble recorded with the help of a sturdy pillow and a wand. Bibbidy bobbidy boo, baby. 🪄

Hear ye hear ye 📢⭐️ I’d like to save around 1500 to 2000€ for upcoming vet bills, for a medical procedure that’s not entirely covered & for a needed vacation. For that I’m opening my commissions ! If you want to commission me, find me there > artistree.io/gremlintw

Sure the feeling of someone moaning into your pussy is great but have you ever had someone do a smug evil laugh into it while edging you? Hm? Hits DIFFERENT

What she said 👇🏻

Boons@boonsva.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hey can I come over and completely stop masking and let you put me through the mattress in prone while you tell me I don’t need to say or do a single thing except whimper and moan until I’m fucked to sleep or do you hate me?

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🔞Spit Tits🔞@liiwabeans.bsky.social · last yr.

I remember thinking this was really goofy when i was drawing it. Radio talk show host getting edged through a commercial break? How silly! #shipart #ocs

I do clock creators who only ever share art on Instagram that features a specific type of body, I gotta say.

"First Time Sub Gets Edged by Daddy" performed by @theycalledhimquiet.bsky.social as part of the 24 Hours of Kink and Kissing collab is out now on reddit. www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau... With Love, L.V.

@andlikewaterlilies.bsky.social & @whiskeredkitty.bsky.social have coordinated an EPIC collab in 24 Hours of Kink and Kissing. Here’s @rhymingvers.bsky.social and my contribution 🧡 www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...

Being asked what your villain origin story is and replying with a story about a women saying no to you is an absolutely WIIIIIIILD thing to do with your full chest.

I left for work at 7am, it’s now 1am and I just got home. No one expect anything from me tomorrow. 💀

Is this anything?

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Six hours of no thinky brain in an adrenaline, dopamine, endorphin cocktail and I’m 🤤