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Who Is Skelbton The Wizard? π
Iβm in the hasbro corporate office and thereβs an executive bashing someone head on the edge of a table in a conference room. On the projector is a pickle with bill withersβ face on it
Can feel my gamer powers activating. Ignore the ethereal blue light from the UFO abducting the cat
This is what REAL motion looks like
Theyβre putting rabies in percocet
Firmly believe this would be the greatest country on earth
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π@skelbton.bsky.social Β· 7mo agoAmerican nationalism in 2026 is cringe. Great Lakes separatism? Now thatβs a different story
CCR despite being from california are an infinitely superior southern rock band than Lynyrd Skynyrd who are fucking the shithole known as jacksonville florida.
American nationalism in 2026 is cringe. Great Lakes separatism? Now thatβs a different story
When I was a little bitty baby my mama would rock me in the cradle
Heartfelt gesture of love from a local white boy CLICK HERE β-> HeartfeltGestureFromALocalWhiteboy. net
I hate to tell you kid but Skelbton The Wizard used to have dreams and aspirations too, kiddo.
Youngblood youβre ruling this Burger King go beast mode on that whopper
I want to learn to make a doom clone but that would be hard and I donβt like doing hard things
Salt your goddamn sidewalks, assholes
idea for gay porn name: throb stewart
Wifeβs outta town. Going beast mode. Sitting in my underwear drinking. Loving life
Donβt go back to Rockville
Once you get fat in your mid twenties you start feeling like Tony soprano
Otherworldly landscape of White Pocket, Arizona #ColorADay #OrangeSun #Photography #Rocks #Arizona #Landscape π·
Currently the only two songs I can remember how to play on guitar are Wham! By Lonnie Mack and Blue Shadows on the Trail from The Three amigos.
Hey baby you can go wild on my guangdong
The worst part of owning guns isnβt the price itβs that the dumbest fuck on the planet will think that you and him are best friends and agree on every single political issue and let me tell you he has the wrong opinion on every single issue he knows about
Medicare for All would save $450B a year. Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity. Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall. Itβs not about what this country can or canβt afford. Itβs about priorities.
starting to think the little furry gremlin ripping parts of the wing off of this airliner is into me