Sometimes when I do something very embarrassing I think about how that Four Seasons Landscaping press conference really happened and I feel better about myself

I also have a new investigation dropping tomorrow, of just as much societal importance as Pablo's. Maybe even more so. 🎂🎶👁️

Today Audra got one of those health screening surveys for mental and behavioral health. When asked about alcoholic drinks such as beer, wine and liquor she said she’d had as taste of one in the last 2 weeks but she didn’t like it. I’m sorry WHAT? Root beer. She was talking about root beer 💀

The weather changes = I need pho NEED. NEEEEEEED.

Thinking of Billy Crystal today

What the Remix social manager did today was joker level sadism and just bc they deleted it doesn’t mean it didn’t happen

Cs get degrees. Happy first birthday to Churro, the best worst dog in the history of Harding canines.

It’s Tyler’s bday. Besides being born, it’s also special bc it’s when we got together 17 years ago. All thanks to Dave Matthews.

Flicks and Pics in Eugene, OR had everything. If it wasn’t on the shelf or in the back it was in storage and they’d get it for you. Everyone who worked there loved movies. My middle school bff’s fam owned it and we’d have sleepovers and watch any and all obscure things our hearts desired.

Chloe N. Clark@pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 4d ago

Tell me about the video store of your past please

Me 🤝 Tara Anti GS at every opportunity

Mike Richman@mikegrich.bsky.social · 4d ago

I like that you hate “golden state” as a concept. Consistency in conviction is admirable.

Justice for Toast

Valkatraz? Ballhalla? Whose cringe uncle coined these

I feel like we are not very good at getting Bridget good touches

I’m begging for someone to help Nick Krupke pick out pants and jackets that fit

maybe we’ve lost the plot?

Lifting weights is a lot of standing around adding songs to playlists

Maybe if I stop watching the Spurs they will get better

Cinderella's Sad Moment

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Engstler last 5 games — 16.4 ppg, 7.8 reb, 60% FG 48% 3PT 1.4 steals, 1.8 BLOCKS, AND 19 PERSONAL FOULS CAUSE F*#% YOU❗️ LETS GOOOOOO 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Yes just what everyone wants at this cart village, an amateur cover of Wonderwall that is slower

Get a rebound geeeeez

What are the chances Emily is playing this way bc she turned the ball over late in the last game while the Fire were trying to come back? It’s not zero. She’s that intense.

Let Em cook

Like this team was obviously missing their bulldog

Rose Harding 김윤지@roselharding.bsky.social · 6d ago

Fire getting the SAB in the house bump

Fire getting the SAB in the house bump

I’m ready to get Emily tattooed on my forehead

The new pin in the Portland Fire shop is trans flag coded for anyone who is interested! I love it 🥰

Oregonians don’t need to worry. SB 1598 passed earlier this year empowers our public health officer to issue standing orders for vaccines in alignment with evidence-based guidance and recs from professional medical orgs. It also requires insurance covers them You’ll be able to get seasonal vaccines

Carl T. Bergstrom@carlbergstrom.com · last wk.

The good news: this year's COVID vaccines have been approved. The bad news: thanks to RFK Jr. / GOP antivax fuckery, it'll be a pain in the ass getting yours—and getting it covered by insurance—if you're not over 65.

🥲💔

The grim reaper working on the cast of Home Alone 2

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Just got tickets to see Ten at the Roseland in October! 🥰💃🏻🙌