Talon, House Lizard
@taloncreature.bsky.social
Talon. 30s | NSFW | various pornographia and cat pics here | gender is an illusion we made up so it's like whateverrr mannn Tags: #art, #nsfw
Dislike how wearing my hat like this reveals my built-in ahoge.
Imagining a world where people are coming up with new spells like "Personal Pan Stop Sign" and "Leomund's Bigass Hut"
If I'm going to be misanthropic, I might as well lean in a little and become a little evil.
My new roommate is like a foot taller than me, so they get to use the top shelves in the kitchen. (I can't reach them...)
Hi Everyone, I don't usually make these posts but uh... My lease for my current apartment ends on Sept 19th, but because I only gave 30 day notice, I am being charged month to month until October. I can pay for some of this with what I have, but I can't afford the full brunt of this.
pill that makes you cum more and ALSO makes your headcold less intense? sign me up.
Buying flowers for my garden like "Gay Butterfly" and "Kobold"
Commission for @taloncreature.bsky.social I really like how this one came out, the light make this piece really intimate despite Talon being a mess right now hehe~
How are you going to fingerfuck me into oblivion if you don't come over
I don't care about network engineering I just want to fuck
There's nothing that is a more stark reminder of my cultural origins (white hillbilly) than the fact that spotting this on the store shelf STILL makes me salivate.
Lived in my goddamn house for almost 3 years before I figured out the bathroom fan had a dead lightbulb in it -.-
you ever fall asleep in the sun covered in cum (it was nice)
I am feeling bad today. I am feeling like I should be trying to make friends with people who want to be friends with me, and that feels lonely. But that's okay. I made some laminated flyers and vinyl stickers. They will weather the elements. Like me!
I've been told wearing my vibrating plug while plowing someone, lets them feel the vibrations through the part of my body that's inside them. I just think that's neat. :3
Shut up and drink your 50% Sugar Chocolate Protein Soy Milk from your Canadian AI Art Corporate Football Plastic Cup.
