Arloween 🎃
@feraldactal.bsky.social
𖤐feeling cute might haunt you later𖤐 screaming from the abyss beware of me
Saw somebody say you can just pick truth in truth or dare and then lie. And no the fuck you can’t? Truth or dare is a legally binding contract. You tell the truth or you pick dare so you never have to tell truths. But you can’t lie. You can never lie.
We have found T. rex bite marks on Triceratops, Edmontosaurus, even other T. rex specimens. But you know what we have zero confirmed evidence of? T. rex bite marks on Ankylosaurus. Paleontologists generally believe they were high risk low reward prey due to their armor and tail clubs.
Got softly arrested but we got Anakin back! He’s doing good and is back to being a menace 🧡
AHAHAHAHAHA This emergency vet can get fucked. They misquoted us for the bill by $1400 and now refuse to give us Anakin until we pay it in full. Oh and they don’t offer payment plans. GIVE ME MY FUCKING CAT YOU GREEDY ASS FUCKS BEFORE I START STABBING PEOPLE.
I was getting ready to go out and I found an Anakin whisker on my vanity 😭😭 I miss my sweet boy 😭
The fuck do you mean people are having relationships with their ChatGPT? Y’all are fucking weird. Go outside and play.
I’m having to use my surgery money to cover Anakins emergency vet bill and that covers just the fee to be seen and the deposit. He’s gonna need to be here for a couple of days at least. So if you can I would appreciate any help! 🙏 Venomo and PayPal: @feraldactal
Have to take my sweet Anakin to the emergency vet. I’m literally crying I hate seeing my babies in pain 😭😭
My profile is fake. I’m actually a mimic. Come outside real quick.
Someone asked how dangerous I think Velociraptors would be if they were alive today. So Velociraptors were roughly the size of a turkey. And while a turkey could certainly mess you up, you’d likely survive an encounter. However Velociraptors had their sickle claws. 👇👇
Fun fact about me. When I was 22 I took my lip piercing out because I thought I didn’t like it. Then a week later I realized I actually did like it and wanted to put it back but the hole had closed so I repierced it with a thumb tack 📌🙃
We are taking our old washer to the scrap yard and Mr. Arlo was like: “Maybe I should have one of the guys from work come help me get it up the stairs. It’s probably too heavy for you.” First of all sir, fuck you. I’m tough as hell. Second of all, it was in fact too heavy 😭😭
What does Velociraptor, Brachiosaurus, Spinosaurus, and Diplodocus have in common? They are all more closely related to a pigeon than they are to dinosaurs like Triceratops, Ankylosaurus, Stegosaurus, and hadrosaurs. 👇👇
Please enjoy just a few of my annotations of Jurassic Park 🦖🦕
I’m sad about my bookcase and ruined books so I’m gonna disappear into my comfort read 🦖
And just like that I’m devastated 😭😭 I came home to this and I’m sobbing. So many books are bent and I’m genuinely losing my shit 😭😭😭
My little brother was face timing me to show me the new place he got with his boyfriend and at the last room I told him that there was definitely someone in the corner. Turns out that someone actually died in that house. He both loves and hates that I’m a witch 😅
Anyway I really don’t want to get up and go to work. Do you think if I asked nicely my boss would still pay me to just rot in bed all day?
“You just don’t understand movie literacy if you didn’t like Creggers Resident Evil movie.” Or the movie was just straight fucking garage you pretentious assbutt. It was supposed to be Resident Evil, it wasn’t. So it failed at being the thing it was supposed to be.
The Biohazard fan film by Chandler Riggs proves that an accurate game to movie adaptation is possible. Sure it’s only 19 minutes long but they were able to do ALL that without a hollywood budget. THIS IS WHAT RESIDENT EVIL FANS WANT!! Now I’m mad all over again about the slop we keep getting 😤
Wake up nerds. A new megaraptor has just been described! Invictibellatrix amberina, which means “unconquered female warrior”. It lived in Early Cretaceous in the Wessex Formation of England. This is an incredible find for a few reasons! 1.) This is the very first megaraptor found in Europe. 👇👇
There was a spider on me and it scurried away into my fucking couch. I have to burn the entire couch. Fuck it. I’m burning my whole house down.
How long will it take me to do my hair today? I’m actually bleaching my roots before they get to be 2 inches long, so hopefully it doesn’t take too long 😮💨