THE DonOLD COUNTDOWN: 84 days until Trump is impeached, or flees the country. Fight, flee or expire? Cast your vote: https://muckrakers.today/countdown

MAGA DUMBASS OF THE DAY Trevor Lee: "Nick is going to stop a Gavin Newsom presidency single handily (sic.)." https://muckrakers.today/dumbass

THE DonOLD COUNTDOWN: 84 days until Trump is impeached, or flees the country. Fight, flee or expire? Cast your vote: https://muckrakers.today/countdown

OFFICIAL REDESIGNATION Mount Whitney has been redesignated Mount ALL CAPS Donald. "The Department notes that the peak's elevation, like the subject's posting volume, is impossible to ignore and exhausting to scale. Redesignation to Mount Donald's ALL CAPS Rage is..." gov.departmentofrenaming.com

Where is Putin? 41 days since Putin was last seen in public. Last verified appearance: August 31, 2026. Putin Watch Index: 73/100, unchanged from yesterday. Learn more https://targets.muckrakers.today/putin/watch

PUTIN'S BODY COUNT IN UKRAINE An estimated 557,000+ dead, both sides — anchored to Le Monde's 500,000 (Feb 27, 2026), accrued at ~250/day. A deliberate undercount. https://putin.muckrakers.today/bodycount

THE DonOLD COUNTDOWN: 85 days until Trump is impeached, or flees the country. Fight, flee or expire? Cast your vote: https://muckrakers.today/countdown

MAGA DUMBASS OF THE DAY Donald Trump: "At the strong request of the United States Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch…into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch." https://muckrakers.today/dumbass

THE DonOLD COUNTDOWN: 85 days until Trump is impeached, or flees the country. Fight, flee or expire? Cast your vote: https://muckrakers.today/countdown

Where is Putin? 40 days since Putin was last seen in public. Last verified appearance: August 31, 2026. Putin Watch Index: 73/100, unchanged from yesterday. Learn more https://targets.muckrakers.today/putin/watch

TODAY IN RENAMING U.S. currency is now The Donald J. Trump $250 bill. "Would create a $250 note and amend the 31 U.S.C. 5114 ban on depicting living people. Sponsor: Joe Wilson (R-SC)." https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1761 gov.departmentofrenaming.com

Where is Putin? 40 days since Putin was last seen in public. Last verified appearance: August 31, 2026. Putin Watch Index: 73/100, unchanged from yesterday. Learn more https://targets.muckrakers.today/putin/watch

PUTIN'S BODY COUNT IN UKRAINE An estimated 556,000+ dead, both sides — anchored to Le Monde's 500,000 (Feb 27, 2026), accrued at ~250/day. A deliberate undercount. https://putin.muckrakers.today/bodycount

Closing bell. SpaceX is down 27.9% from its June 16 peak. $820 billion in market value, erased. Track it live: muckrakers.today/spcx

THE DonOLD COUNTDOWN: 86 days until Trump is impeached, or flees the country. Fight, flee or expire? Cast your vote: https://muckrakers.today/countdown

Beetlejuice Boebert: All hat. All smirk. No water.

MAGA DUMBASS OF THE DAY Kristi Noem: "killers leeches and entitled junkies" https://muckrakers.today/dumbass

THE DonOLD COUNTDOWN: 86 days until Trump is impeached, or flees the country. Fight, flee or expire? Cast your vote: https://muckrakers.today/countdown

"I AM NOT A SINNER": Lauren Boebert Bought a Plane While Her Waitresses Begged for Their Paychecks To Feed Their Kids open.substack.com/pub/american...

"I AM NOT A SINNER": Lauren Boebert Bought a Plane While Her Waitresses Begged for Their Paychecks To Feed Their Kids

Lauren Boebert built her whole political career on one story: the gun-toting small business owner who fought for her workers. The people who actually worked for her say it’s garbage.

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Where is Putin? 39 days since Putin was last seen in public. Last verified appearance: August 31, 2026. Putin Watch Index: 73/100, unchanged from yesterday. Learn more https://targets.muckrakers.today/putin/watch

TODAY IN RENAMING Washington Dulles International Airport is now Donald J. Trump International Airport. "Sponsor: Addison McDowell (R-NC). Still in committee." https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/691 gov.departmentofrenaming.com

Where is Putin? 39 days since Putin was last seen in public. Last verified appearance: August 31, 2026. Putin Watch Index: 73/100, unchanged from yesterday. Learn more https://targets.muckrakers.today/putin/watch

PUTIN'S BODY COUNT IN UKRAINE An estimated 556,000+ dead, both sides — anchored to Le Monde's 500,000 (Feb 27, 2026), accrued at ~250/day. A deliberate undercount. https://putin.muckrakers.today/bodycount

Closing bell. SpaceX is down 28.8% from its June 16 peak. $846 billion in market value, erased. Track it live: muckrakers.today/spcx

THE DonOLD COUNTDOWN: 87 days until Trump is impeached, or flees the country. Fight, flee or expire? Cast your vote: https://muckrakers.today/countdown

MAGA DUMBASS OF THE DAY Donald Trump: "Or do I annihilate the Islamic Republic and do it quickly, never giving them a chance to kill and destroy people and countries again? Do I drive them into hell with no chance of survival and no hope of future greatness…" https://muckrakers.today/dumbass

THE DonOLD COUNTDOWN: 87 days until Trump is impeached, or flees the country. Fight, flee or expire? Cast your vote: https://muckrakers.today/countdown

Where is Putin? 38 days since Putin was last seen in public. Last verified appearance: August 31, 2026. Putin Watch Index: 73/100, unchanged from yesterday. Learn more https://targets.muckrakers.today/putin/watch

TODAY IN RENAMING Kennedy Center Opera House is now First Lady Melania Trump Opera House. "Provision in the FY2026 Interior and Environment appropriations bill, advanced by House Appropriations 33 to 25..." https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/4754 gov.departmentofrenaming.com

Where is Putin? 38 days since Putin was last seen in public. Last verified appearance: August 31, 2026. Putin Watch Index: 73/100, unchanged from yesterday. Learn more https://targets.muckrakers.today/putin/watch