“You wouldn’t put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari” you don’t know anything about me
pretty kate machine
@littlefreaklibrary.bsky.social
cherished bass player I own Jupiter Ascending on blu-ray gumparker.bandcamp.com murderees.bandcamp.com
I was trying to find an art asset for a client and instead unearthed this dumb thing I made back in the twitter days
I found three pairs of pants that fit me at the thrift store. Unprecedented! Also one pair is pretty weird
Barry Lyndon they shoulda never gave you money. They'll kill your Irish ass Barry Lyndon
My phone created a photo album to show how hot I was when I was pregnant??? I’m not doing that again, PHONE
If I had access to a time machine the first thing I’d do would go back to when little me was blowing bubbles in my drink with a straw and when my mom told little me to stop I’d burst in and say “WHAT DO YOU CARE, LET HIM DO IT”
We’re about half way to goal, and if we can get this done by end of day I could theoretically have the apartment stuff done tomorrow. www.gofundme.com/f/help-emily...
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The viral cleaning hack that makes your family mad at you
A concoction this vile MUST be healing
I've started a GFM for my move in a month or so because we still don't have a place and have hit a very big stumbling block to finding one. We just need our initial deposit to get the ball going. Please help me continue to have a place to live and also help another girl who doesn't!
Donate to Help Emily and Cadhla Start Fresh in West Philly, organized by Emily Reed
Hello! My name is Emily, and I am a transfemme musician/writer/office wo… Emily Reed needs your support for Help Emily and Cadhla Start Fresh in West Philly
gofund.me
Book of the New Sun is about being homeschooled
NEW single up on bandcamp + youtube today. hits streamers on friday. recorded+mixed by @isobel.bsky.social thank you for your attention to this matter faithvoid.bandcamp.com
What’s the bird outside that says “weah” in a Meowth voice?
Novelist Was Clearly Betrayed By A Vampire In His Past https://theonion.com/novelist-was-clearly-betrayed-by-a-vampire-in-his-past/
every bra is a training bra if your boobs never lose their love of learning
I think my dad had a magnet of this when I was a kid
I let my daughter choose what to have for dinner because it’s the first day of school and then we accidentally spent eighty dollars at Hong Kong Market
this is all I can think of when I see a rockabilly couple
Today I saw Derek and Seán and Kimmy! Cool Day
I don’t like when two rockabilly people are dating. I like when everybody is dressed different like in The Damned
Every time someone tells me about their time in jail, I learn about a new outfit they have in there
