Just like the human body is roughly 60% water, kobolds are, on average, made out of roughly 89% pure mischief!!
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Your one yip stop for all your kobold needs! 👑✨ Kobold & Dragon themed merch 🐲 Tees, glassware, prints & more! 🌿🦎 Buy our amazing trinkets! 💎 https://koboldshop.com/shop By furries, for furries! 🐾 Est. 2023 • by @nicopossum.bsky.social & @sushifur.live ⚔️
type "thank you wealth and prosperity kobold" for one extra year of luck!!! ✨💰
INFINITE KOBOLDS ✨ thank you for supporting our shop, everyone! 💖
hot day? don't worry, kobold tails make for really nice fans 💨
you can't find your kobolds today? pro tip: look inside your fridge!! 🫠
no matter how much they beg and cry, do NOT let your kobolds eat the silica gel sachets!! 🥺
PSA: No matter how much they beg and whine, do NOT allow your kobolds to nap inside the freezer while waiting for the heatwave to pass. 🥶
although kobolds usually reproduce by laying eggs, every kobold also has a 1% chance to split into two slightly smaller kobolds.
if you receive your koboldshop order and find some extra kobold scales in the box, that's good luck!! you might want to buy a lottery ticket! ✨
we at koboldshop firmly believe that every kobold, no matter how bitey or how sharp their claws, deserves a little pat on the head and lots of affec-OUCH!! OWIE OWIE AIEEE
this is awkward, but... we just did a headcount and uh... did anyone receive one of our kobold with their latest shirt order? 😳
pst.... don't tell anyone, but If you wear a koboldshop shirt, your chances of getting kissed by a dragon improve by approximately 800% 🤫
sure, the early kobold may get the gem, but you wouldn't wake them up, would you?? look at them, they're so comfy and curled up at your feet and snoring a little and and and 🥺
all our shirts are kissed by our kobolds before shipping 🥰 ...they might also get a nibble or two. it depends on how hungry said kobolds are at the time 🥺
As the days get warmer, don't forget to give your kobolds at least one (1) ice cube a day! 🧊
If a kobold bites you and you scold them, they WILL cry 🥺 C'mon, let them just have a little nibble. It's just like, 999 damage!!
heartwarming: the kobold language has 7502 different terms for "yummy rock", yet no words for "i hate dragons" 🥰
When's the last time you got your kobolds a gift? :3c We're running a sale on two of our most in-demand tee designs. Check it out! ♥ www.koboldshop.com/shop
