My job is so interesting because what do you mean I spent 4 hours sourcing women’s boots?
Rain City Thicc 🌲🍁🍂
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SEA📍Gay 🏳️🌈Traveler/AvGeek✈️Powerlifting Baddie🏋🏾♂️🏆 My inner thoughts🤝my inner thot😈
I’ve got 3/5. I feel like my skeets give away 1 of the 2 that I don’t have 🤭
keith@alolankeith.bsky.social · 2d ago3 out of 5 isn't bad
Stayed in today for a Sunday Reset on my apartment. It’s so clean in here and it smells of aloe and bergamot🥰
Finally upgraded my Apple Watch from a series 5 to a series 11. It’s night a whole new world going from WatchOS 10.6 to WatchOS 26🤭
I would like some environmentally-friendly, organic, ethically sourced ChatGPT please
Flipping through Reels at work (and you know that algorithm be dropping you off ANYWHERE) and I’m being shown kids doing things like making huge messes and breaking shit around the house So tomorrow I will be getting a vasectomy in 45 minutes
There’s always that coworker that asks “what are we doing? When is this happening? How many of these are expecting?”…AND I LITERALLY WENT OVER ALL OF THIS TWICE THIS WEEK Now, mind you, it’s fucking Wednesday. So 66% of the office time you were not paying attention🤦🏾♂️
Hot take (please don’t cancel me): but I’m ready for fall 🍂🪵 I’m just craving light, crisp air. Flannel. Soup. Chelsea boots.
Me at work, not giving in to artificial “urgency” on this fine Tuesday
Got Me
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Bank of America needs to run me my 80,000 Atmos points. I’m trying to go on vacation!
Almost didn’t make it to the gym this morning. But here I am💪🏾🤏🏾
BF came over to shower at my place before we went to a birthday party. I was re-watching Vanderpump Rules and loved explaining Scandoval to him😂
The secret to looking young and building a good immune system: Flinstones vitamins and hose water during your childhood years
New laptop day at work! (The only reason I didn’t call out sick😂)
A couple walking through the airport was wearing matching “0% Liberal” tshirts through the PDX airport. MATCHING. I swear I have never seen a bigot or a racist that was ever: •moisturized •attractive •fully capable of walking on their own •didn’t sound like a cat in a cuisinart
Kandi Rhoa Laughing
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Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body tea I had so many different eras of the body being tea🫖
It IS possible to: Desire to make more money AND feel like the dollars you have should be going further than they currently are
Angela Angela Basset
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I’m in meetings for 3 hours straight this afternoon🙃
Kill Me Shoot Me Crying Meme in Car
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It’s the World Cup season finale today ⚽️ (which is kinda good because I’m over it) The entire bar keeps booing every time the camera cuts to Tr*mp🤭
Playing a game at my place this weekend that I always played as a kid 🥰it’s bringing back so much nostalgia for me My mom called it “CLEAN THIS DAMN HOUSE!” Can’t wait to crack open that fresh bottle of Pine Sol!
It’s Friday!! 🤗 all my corporate office girlies, before you leave, grab that Stanley, that Owala, Nagalene, that Hydroflask, whatever you drink out of at work….bring it home and WASH IT🧽 With soap🧼🫧 And water🚰