Rules from Japan I really wish we would adopt in America: Not talking on your phone while on public transit Because some of yall really don’t know how to act😒

I should go see a drag show this weekend. It’s been ages since I’ve been to one

I have amazing friends because they do amazing shit like getting things on my calendar early. It’s October 1st and I have a Christmas party invite😍

The day is already turning out to be some bullshit😒

People up my org chart are actually listening to what I’m saying? And acting on it too? Biiiiiiitchhhhhhh

Ive Never Seen Anything Like This Before Tracy Kiss

ALT: Ive Never Seen Anything Like This Before Tracy Kiss

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I’m overstimulated and need to pee and would love a nice blunt and also want ice cream but I would like to punch something 😵‍💫

Me looking at the new Alaska business class product they announced

Tiffany Haddish Amazed: This Is Nice

ALT: Tiffany Haddish Amazed: This Is Nice

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“Pulling up and shittin like a huggie” is the single greatest line in music so far

Date Night 👬tapas, sushi, drinks and Khelani🕺

I still have bottles of cologne from Italy I haven’t even opened yet🙃

Contributions to Biceptember💪🏾

Suddenly there’s discourse about how much mayonnaise you put in collard greens?!? BITCH, THE ANSWER IS ZERO I wanna know who started this mess? Come outside, I’m not gonna jump you

USPS 4 days ago: “your package will be delivered on September 23rd at 8:40am in your mailbox 2nd column over, 3rd box from the top in a brown box. You can’t miss is” USPS once your package is heavily delayed: “mmmhmm….its coming”

It’s 2026, you should get felony criminal charges for listening to something on your phone on public transit without headphones

Linus Tech Tips Straight To Jail Meme

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Jehovah’s Witnesses are CALLING now

It took me an hour to finish a whole bottle of prosecco 🙃

Getting my apartment into fall mode* 😍🍁 *cleaning and disassembling the A/C unit, putting my pretty end table back in the corner, deep cleaning everything, and then lighting a candle

Sent this to a friend to articulate a point and realized, even though I’m a work in progress right now, the body is still kinda tea🫖😍

Now would be a great time for everyone to revisit a few episodes of School House Rock. Particular the government-related episodes

today is a new day and things are gonna be great! happy friday and remember, fuck ICE!

Craziest thing that could ever happen to anyone in the workplace is losing your “yapping” privileges with me. Say stupid and privilege shit while shaming others for wanting better for everyone is crazy work. I’m not enabling that

NeNe Leakes: Your Problem Is Solved. Carry On.

ALT: NeNe Leakes: Your Problem Is Solved. Carry On.

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I think it’s time for me to recommit myself on being a gay menace.

Fully reminded why I don’t engage in certain conversations with coworkers 🙃 Thought today would be different and I would engage and get my point across Nope🫠

That was probably the most emotional and raw episode of The Real Housewives in history. All the love for Mary right now and always🫶🏾

I didn’t realize that Busan, South Korea was this pretty😍🇰🇷

Idk who needs to hear this, but file that complaint against your landlord with the city 💅🏾🧑🏾‍🩰

Uh oh. Everyone at work has reached the level of disgruntled with the low wages and zero career movement😬 Folks are also starting to see how expensive shit is in comparison.

Having to buy groceries for the first time in like a month

Coworker: have you had lunch yet? Me: no not yet Coworking: oh wow, it’s after 1, kinda late for you, huh? Me:

Bitch Shocked

ALT: Bitch Shocked

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Remember, not voting because you’re waiting for the perfect candidate makes you an idiot. Register to or confirm you can vote, and do it. If a candidate isn’t good enough for you, then you best be running yourself or trying to prop up someone who is. Doing nothing but complaining isn’t valid 💁🏻‍♂️