@housetremere.bsky.social Found a new recruit for you. You're welcome.

Dark Helmet@darkhelmetsb.bsky.social · 2w ago

What's red and yells? An ensign in an open airlock. What's blue and doesn't yell? The same ensign a few minutes later.

@clangargoyle.bsky.social I'm not sure if this is a Masquerade violation in and of itself, but you might want to investigate this internally before someone less "charitable" ends up taking advantage of it. youtu.be/PSLZ17jCjLU?...

Meet the Gargoyle

YouTube video by That Gray Cartoon Pony

youtu.be

On this very day, [REDACTED] years ago, one lil stony boi smashed their way out of a cask and made the Tremere regret everything. Happy creation day to us! 🎉

We don't eat people. We use a naturally occurring renewable resource in a sustainable manner.

//I'm split on V6's alpha materials so far Pros: Rouse and blood resonance are gone, more Vitae and WP slots possible, Traits are neat, all Sects and most Gens are playable Cons: Success is an 8+ (WTF?), no mechanical flaws (Mary Sue, eat your heart out), no bloodlines, no loresheets

World of Darkness@worldofdarkness.bsky.social · 4w ago

Today is the big day. We're officially announcing V6! Desire to know more? Well, Kindred, we can do even better than that... V6 alpha is now out on Demiplane! Come, satiate yourself and your coterie on the alpha of our newest edition of Vampire: The Masquerade. 🦇

Why can't you be more like your siblings, @clangargoyle.bsky.social ??

Titania@titaniasrealm.bsky.social · last mo.

The world needs more bookish gargoyles and grotesques

We were gonna tell a joke about an antediluvian that I know won’t land with other clans but I’m sure the Tremere will just eat it up.

We had a joke about Cronus, but it's hard to swallow.

The Technocratic Union@thetechnocracy.bsky.social · last mo.

I had a joke about Hercules, but it was labored.

"Verify your age" We were just chilling

Clan Nagaraja@nihilistics.bsky.social · 2mo ago

“Verify your age” My native language doesn’t exist anymore.

Decades ago, a group of hardscrabble weirdos made a game about the politics of being a monster among humans and an outsider among monsters. Along the way it became a world for telling stories about sexuality, alienation, substance abuse, societal collapse, and unchallenged power.

Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 1@vtmbloodlines.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Vampire: The Masquerade was released at Origins Game Fair 35 years ago today!

Didn't realize that @theduskborn.bsky.social was really Travis Kelce

The Onion@theonion.com · 2mo ago

Travis Kelce Reserves Seat At Reception For SpongeBob Just In Case https://theonion.com/travis-kelce-reserves-seat-at-reception-for-spongebob-just-in-case/

13. The Gar-Coil

//Free one shot VTM plot idea. You're welcome.

Clan Gargoyle@clangargoyle.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Work with the Ventrue to implement the Purge for Kindred. For 24 hours, the Traditions aren't enforced. All crimes are legal. Diablerize your sire, use her blood to make a childe, then kill the prince.

it's called consent, buddy

HouseTremere@housetremere.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Oh sure, but when we offer to turn people into decorative Gargoyles it's all "booo, bad Tremere" "that's immoral, Tremere" "stop your war crimes, Tremere"

hmu, i know a way

Explain your @ WE'RE A REAL CLAN, DAD! SHUT UP! 😡

Temple of Set@settemple.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Explain your @ The masquerade is for cowards Set should be venerated above all.

Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍

gigiMARZ |Chinchilla Tuber@gigimarz.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community 💙🩷🤍

Gargoyle with the Ravnos bane that lives in the Goodyear blimp

Yourself but as a cartoon

HouseTremere@housetremere.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Yourself but as a cartoon

Feeling spiteful. Gonna go drop bowling balls on Maseratis.

A Ravnos van life mom influencer living in a converted schoolbus with literal coffins on shelves for her childer, while she sleeps in a queen size bed alone.

Capricorn Iscariot@deaconblues1979.bsky.social · 3mo ago

If you make a Vampire the Masquerade character you have to decide what kind of car they drive and also it has to be a car that’s cool. This is one of the rules of the game, sorry.

Life's a bitch, and then unlife's a bitch

Pentex every year

Be yourself. Your whole self. Your entire winged, fanged, monsterous self. And don't let anyone tell you to hide it. Happy Pride!

//VTM 6th edition confirmed?

//I'll post about this again, but, as a Follower Friday, yall get first dibs. Who wants to play in a V5 1 shot run by me? Ive run it twice with friends, I feel its ready to wide. Session time would be on a Sat or Sun, depending on players preferences. (12pm EST+, no later than 7pm EST start)

how is childe formed? can u get imbriced if u r on ur preiod? how 2 no if im knidred?

//Dear @worldofdarkness.bsky.social, if you are making Dark Ages V5, please add Gargoyles properly. I won't be offended that my supplement isn't necessary anymore. I just want my stoney babies to be official. Please and thank you! ✨🥰💕

//New VTM edition? The idea fills me with trepidation. Maybe it'll just be V5 Dark Ages. I'm not ready for V6 yet.

World of Darkness@worldofdarkness.bsky.social · 3mo ago

White Wolf is back. A new Vampire: The Masquerade project is in active development, in-house, at White Wolf! Today is us saying: your words matter to us, and we're building something that reflects it. Gen Con 2026 is where we show you what that means. Link below🩸

#JustTremereThings

The Technocratic Union@thetechnocracy.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Aw, that's just me flirting. Theft and betrayal are my love languages.