Having kids just so I can name them the following: Swampscott Billerica Mashpee Cuttyhunk Teaticket Quincy is a legit name though so there's that.
Janette Moser
@mjmoser.bsky.social
Unattractive and weird. Employee of two autocratic corgis. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Snoopy aficionado. Baltimore. Boston. Union Rep. Dirtbag Coastal Elite. 🚒🚑
Yankees, Jays, Dodgers, Braves, and a few other fanbases came to collect her ass with a quickness for this. Renewing my faith in humanity just a little.
Our minds are ready. Our bodies are ready (to run through a brick wall).
Red Sox@redsox.com · 10h agoThe next chapter starts tomorrow.
The Rays have been playing there since 1998. Almost 30 years. Are the people who live there babies? Do they need hand holding? Like what the fuck is this take.
"I don't care what medical staff says. He's The Cap and if he says he wants to play, he needs to play." All of Boston: yes absolutely please do that.
They're gonna make me choose between Pete Alonso and Willson Contreras for All-MLB? THIS IS AN IMPOSSIBLE CHOICE.
Schlittler is possibly the most easily baited guy in all of MLB. He takes the bait at every single opportunity. This guy does not.
I'm hearing Ravens played gutsy football? Idk bc I've already stopped watching for the year lol.
Also now Pete Alonso doesn't get credit for playing a full 162. Yankees burn in hell etc.
Janette Moser@mjmoser.bsky.social · yesterdaySo Red Sox were forced to travel to make sure this game got played but they just canceled the Yankees. So they get all this time at home with zero travel going into Tuesday. How fair and unbiased. Incredible choices, MLB.
I know this game doesn't matter but I'll be glad to never have to watch Sandoval pitch for my team ever again.
Imagine a world in which we had both Contreras AND Bregman.
27k attendance at the Trop for a last minute game between Boston and Chicago is hilarious. And they played Sweet Caroline.
So Red Sox were forced to travel to make sure this game got played but they just canceled the Yankees. So they get all this time at home with zero travel going into Tuesday. How fair and unbiased. Incredible choices, MLB.
So the Cubs shortstop today was born in Massachusetts and went to University of Maryland. Are there two more kindred states? (No. No there are not.)
Janette Moser@mjmoser.bsky.social · last yr.Enhance. Enhance. Enhance. (We are legion)
And now just a single base hit? Wow he sucks. So glad we didn't bring him back.
Janette Moser@mjmoser.bsky.social · 2d agoDamn, Bregman has a broken face and homers twice in two at bats lol.
Damn, Bregman has a broken face and homers twice in two at bats lol.
When it's the last day of the regular season but you have to get on Noah's Ark to go outside.
He's baaaaack. If the Cubs hit him in the hands I will [redacted] [redacted] Wrigley Field.
Red Sox@redsox.com · 2d agoLast one of the regular season!
