darthazius
@darthazius.bsky.social
Here because I broke up with my X. Resident of the Milky Way ghetto, occasional pianist, timid venturer, rebellious millennial, a little bit whelpexis. (He/him) Online profile not representative of actual life. Socials: https://taplink.cc/darthazius
"I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT MAN," I screech to the heavens, having finally buttoned the gauntlet button on my sleeve after struggling with it for 20 minutes
UPDATE ON BEING A BOSS: I might be being a bit too transparent with him lol I just asked him to meet me so I could assign "menial labor" to him
darthazius@darthazius.bsky.social · 2w agoUPDATE ON BEING A BOSS: I'm bold when it comes to defending my subordinate from cross-functional teammates who wanna make use of him?? I march right up to those ppl, bring them to my office, and sort it out. Normally I'd have sent a tentative email and died at my desk while waiting for the reply
I used to get annoyed when I'd find only one glove left in the box and I'd have to replace it, but now I just sing "I'm all out of gloves, I'm so lost without you..." so the whole lab is annoyed along with me
can I come over and use poisons and lies to systematically weaken and manipulate you under secret orders from the corrupted wizard Saruman
gonna start responding to my coworkers like an NPC in an RPG and see how long it takes for them to stop talking to me
Meeting a guy after work so these are finally being deployed in the field 👀
darthazius@darthazius.bsky.social · 2mo agoTo everyone who told me to wait for CK sales: thank you and you're welcome
all my spritz of expensive perfume were slightly off target this morning lol happy Monday
Currently at a Mid-Autumn Festival gathering and a younger fella just told me that the grey in my beard is "such a vibe" teehee I have been successfully twitterpated
I wanted to caption this "when are you riding your worm on these dunes" but I thought better of it
is it possible to start embedding viruses & killcodes into whatever we post online so that whenever an LLM inevitably crawls over it, it poisons itself and dies
If this didn't kill your fcf boner, I'll have to make my jokes worse next week
darthazius@darthazius.bsky.social · 6d agothe best animals to flavor a broth with are marsoupyals haha happy friday everyone
A bear and a twink walk into a bar. The bear eats everyone inside and escapes before Animal Control arrives.
when Tinder bios state they're looking for "consistency" I'm here gleefully rubbing my hands, knowing I'm consistently terrible
the best animals to flavor a broth with are marsoupyals haha happy friday everyone
bloomfs, Bean here doesn't post very often and I miss him so I need you to inundate his notifications so that he has to keep coming back
Bean@beanjoon.bsky.social · 6d ago20hrs in Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave but I want Guzran in me instead
speaking of restraint, I haven't posted a shirtless picture in over 9 days haha who am I
darthazius@darthazius.bsky.social · 6d agoexercised great restraint to finish my chores before tearing into my delivered packages, please clap
Meanwhile, Outlook in my work laptop is refusing to open. They let their core functionality degrade because of this 🤡
The Verge@theverge.com · 6d agoWhat will Microsoft’s next buzzword be? www.theverge.com/tech/1000495...
Happened again lol I've been doing dumbbell high pulls incorrectly for years
darthazius@darthazius.bsky.social · 2mo agodunno who else needs to hear this but if you workout without a trainer, you should regularly watch tutorials for the exercises that you do to check if you've been doing an exercise horrifically wrong for months
just put down fresh bedsheets, who wants to give me a reason to have to change them again
exercised great restraint to finish my chores before tearing into my delivered packages, please clap
