Conrad

@ericconrad.com

SANS Fellow, CTO of Backshore Communications, GIAC GSE #13, SABR member, golden age arcade restorer. Peaks Island, Maine

Q*Bert's back! Recapped the monitor (plus a new flyback) and rewired the cabinet (the last arcade tech that worked on this was a hack) I have a Taito-badged coin door that I'll swap in and I need to get rid of the coin box lock bar. The original 80s fluorescent marquee light still works somehow 1/X

Conrad@ericconrad.com · 2y ago

Picked up a Q*Bert cabinet over the weekend. Released in 1982 by Gottlieb. It's completely dead, so I'll be restoring it. Everything's there (original PCBs, CRT, power supply, etc). Will update this thread as I work on it Here it is in my truck before I drove it home #conradsarcade qbert

Gottlieb Q*Bert upright arcade cabinet in the back of a pickup truck

My Taito QIX (1981) restore/reconversion is done, minus clean-up work I bought this cabinet (DOA) for $200. It had been converted to Terra Cresta by some hack in the late 80s. The original boards, control panel, marquee, wiring harness, etc., were long gone Iconic and groundbreaking game 1/X

Going though a trunk of *old* stuff in my garage and found this sealed cartridge: BEAT'EM & EAT'EM Yes, they made pornographic games for the Atari 2600 I amassed a ton of rare 2600 games in the 90s, including prototypes and very rare games. I sold them all to pay for my wedding in 1998... 1/X

This is the box art for "Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em", an Atari 2600 game released by Mystique in 1982 as part of their "Swedish Erotica" adult game line. Full transcription of the box text:
Top left (logo): Mystique
Top right (badge): ADULT VIDEO GAME CARTRIDGE
Below logo: PRESENTS
SWEDISH EROTICA (in pink script)
Vertical text along left side of illustration: BEAT'EM & EAT'EM
Bottom text block:
AN ADULT VIDEO GAME CARTRIDGE
For use with the ATARI® Video Game System
NOT FOR SALE TO MINORS
Fine print at very bottom: MYSTIQUE™ IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH ATARI, INC.
The box itself is a teal/turquoise color with a grid pattern, and the central illustration shows a stylized cartoon woman with orange/blonde hair against a purple background with a floral motif.
This was one of several notorious adult-themed titles Mystique produced for the Atari 2600 in the early 1980s — a small but well-documented niche in early video game history that's popular among retro collectors today.Here's the transcription of the back of the box:
BEAT'EM & EAT'EM™
(Image of Atari paddle controller)
USES PADDLE CONTROL
Left column:
You are a local leading-lady and all the up-town boys are standing in line for a date, but a savvy soda-slinger just around the corner is more down your alley and you just can't seem to get enough of his famous fountain treats.
Most evenings the joint's a jumpin', the city's clamoring for that counter-Casanova's premium hand-packed ice-cream, and to prove you are the only girl in town who can make his soda pop, you will have to apply
Right column (continued):
yourself to matters at hand and stay one jump ahead of the crowd. Demonstrate your heart is in the right place (at the right time) and you will be certain to get all that's comin' to you.

TWO DIFFERENT GAMES
CHOICE OF 2 SKILL LEVELS PER PLAYER
SUPERB COLOR GRAPHICS
SONGS & REALISTIC SOUND EFFECTS
1-YEAR LIMITED WARRANTY

Legal text:
This cartridge is manufactured for the ATARI® Video Computer System Model 2600 by Mystique™. ATARI, Video Computer System, and 2600 are trademarks of Atari, Inc. Mystique and Beat 'Em & Eat 'Em are trademarks of J.H.M. Limited, Hong Kong, assigned to American Multiple Industries, Inc. Swedish Erotica is a trademark of Caballero Control Corporation and is used under license agreement to American Multiple Industries, Inc., assignable to J.H.M. Limited, Hong Kong. ©1982, AMI, INC. & J.H.M., LTD. AMERICAN MULTIPLE INDUSTRIES, INC. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
MYSTIQUE™ ENTERTAINMENT DIVISION
AMERICAN MULTIPLE INDUSTRIES, INC.
NORTHRIDGE, CA 91324. MADE IN HONG KONG.
MYSTIQUE™ IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH ATARI, INC.

Natalie Merchant showed up!!! She sang way over Yonder in the Minor Key and Birds and Ships She also came back for the encore. They ended with California Stars and This Land is your Land, with three generations of Guthries on stage singing along

Conrad@ericconrad.com · 2mo ago

We're in Western Mass and head to Solid Sound shortly. It's at Mass MOCA in North Adams I never thought I'd get to hear Wilco and Billy Bragg sing Mermaid Avenue live, but here I am. I can't wait I'm hoping Natalie Merchant shows up, which would be epic solidsoundfestival.com 1/X

**Solid Sound — Wilco's Music and Arts Festival**
**June 26–28 | MASS MoCA, North Adams, Massachusetts**

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**Performers:**

- **wilco**
- Way Over Yonder in the Minor Key: Wilco and Billy Bragg Perform Mermaid Avenue
- The Breeders
- **Gang of Four**
- Ryan Davis & The Roadhouse Band
- Jeff Tweedy & Friends
- Rich(ard) Dawson
- Billy Bragg
- S.G. Goodman
- John Hodgman's Comedy Cabaret: Emmy Blotnick, Joyelle Nicole Johnson, Jordan Klepper, Demi Adejuyigbe
- **l'rain**
- The Messthetics and James Brandon Lewis
- Mini-Mekons
- Living Hour
- **Sharp Pins**
- Respira (Eucademix, Azumi O E, Waldo Walle)
- Elizabeth Moen
- Setting
- Nels Cline's Consentrik Quartet
- **Prewn**
- The Autumn Defense
- Official Claire
- George
- Hannah Cohen
- **Souled American**
- …and more!
- Expandards
- Sam & Louise Sullivan
- Story Pirates

Here's a downy woodpecker going to town on a suet ball in my backyard bird feeder In the background you can hear wood frogs partying in the vernal pool behind my house

We're in Western Mass and head to Solid Sound shortly. It's at Mass MOCA in North Adams I never thought I'd get to hear Wilco and Billy Bragg sing Mermaid Avenue live, but here I am. I can't wait I'm hoping Natalie Merchant shows up, which would be epic solidsoundfestival.com 1/X

**Solid Sound — Wilco's Music and Arts Festival**
**June 26–28 | MASS MoCA, North Adams, Massachusetts**

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**Performers:**

- **wilco**
- Way Over Yonder in the Minor Key: Wilco and Billy Bragg Perform Mermaid Avenue
- The Breeders
- **Gang of Four**
- Ryan Davis & The Roadhouse Band
- Jeff Tweedy & Friends
- Rich(ard) Dawson
- Billy Bragg
- S.G. Goodman
- John Hodgman's Comedy Cabaret: Emmy Blotnick, Joyelle Nicole Johnson, Jordan Klepper, Demi Adejuyigbe
- **l'rain**
- The Messthetics and James Brandon Lewis
- Mini-Mekons
- Living Hour
- **Sharp Pins**
- Respira (Eucademix, Azumi O E, Waldo Walle)
- Elizabeth Moen
- Setting
- Nels Cline's Consentrik Quartet
- **Prewn**
- The Autumn Defense
- Official Claire
- George
- Hannah Cohen
- **Souled American**
- …and more!
- Expandards
- Sam & Louise Sullivan
- Story Pirates