I need the intrepid team at @heyspirits.bsky.social to unravel the mystery of Gift Monday’s name. Her @washingtonspirit.com jersey says “Monday G.” Deb Abiodun called her “Monday Gift” on the pod. Announcers call her “Gift Monday.” Which is it? Why? I feel rude now not knowing how to refer to her!

47 days to Sine Die, my Virginia friends…

The military medical system makes me wonder how it is we win wars.

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care In hopes that (Checks notes…) Trinity Rodman soon would be there! Merry Happy Everything, from our home to yours!

I was gifted my grandmother’s nativity scene and, long before I got it, key pieces got lost or broken. As we set it up this year I realized it’s basically down to a bunch of dudes standing around going “Me?!? No, you change him! Did you bring diapers? Myrrh? What am I supposed to do with myrrh?”

I know everyone talks about how they grew up thinking quicksand was going to be a big issue for them but I’m more disappointed in the lack of dune buggies in my life. I was promised dune buggies.

Husband: “When I get to work, remind me to grab the petty cash drawer!” Me: “It’s next to the passive aggressive change pouch.”

Happy “Dangit, I Forgot This Peeler Sucks” Day to all who celebrate! 🍏 🥧

Is this where all the cool kids are hanging out these days?

a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder

ALT: a man wearing a music band shirt is holding a skateboard over his shoulder

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I don’t always get up at 3:30 a.m., but when I do, it’s to hand out stickers. Get out and vote, Virginia!

Do you work with the Virginia General Assembly? Making plans for your week? Here’s a helpful guide! Monday - Election Eve 😬 Tuesday - Election Day! 🗳️ Wednesday - Wait, What Just Happened Day 🤔 Thursday - Ok, What Do I Do Now Day 🫠